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    Hi,

    Basically my ******* is throbbing but not the shaft so I can't masturbate it away.

    All men know, this is a medical emergency.
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    :sexface:
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    Maybe you **** to much ???
    go to a Sexual Health Clinic they'll love you not shag you
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    (Original post by PrettyBored)
    Hi,

    Basically my ******* is throbbing but not the shaft so I can't masturbate it away.

    All men know, this is a medical emergency.
    Ah, my plan is also foiled.
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    I....erm......well.....y'know... .....um.........
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    This is what happens when you danger ****.
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    Lance it
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    a throbbing ******* is surely a good thing
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      Did you cummed?
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      You need a blowjob.

      And the girl who gives it to you, tell the **** to give me one too for saving your ****.

      :dice:
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      Its gonna blow!!!! Chop it off, throw it out the window and get cover!!!
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      You haz STDz :lolwut:
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      Most likely HIV.
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      PrettyBored
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      (Original post by Kasc)
      Most likely HIV.
      Agree with this diagnosis. Say goodbyes to family, friends and pets, OP
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      http://elgammy.com/wp-content/upload...ED_anatomy.jpg
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      Oh no, a thumbs down for the OP - how flacid.
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      Stuff an icepack down there
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        Take painkillers.
       
       
       
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