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    Say you were an alien or perhaps your idea of kinky was mass genocide.

    Be creative and original as possible.

    A few ideas:

    + Give George Bush another term in office.
    + Make a huge pipe that goes through the ozone and sucks up all the world's water and deposits it in Space.
    + Play ridiculously high frequency sound.
    + Chop all the trees down everywhere especially Indonesia.
    + Set off a nuke at all live volcano sites.
    + Wrap the world in an opaque material so no light gets through.
    + Recreate the big bang with a hadron collider.
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      Leave it alone, it seams to be doing a good enough job without my help!
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      If i had it my way...well i would lock the whole world in room and FART just after eating an egg sandwich...lol...just close those wondows and let them enjoy it!
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      Creating a million Justin Biebers and setting them lose.
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      Pandemic
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      Wait...

      We'll destroy ourselves most likely...

      Or wait for a freak of nature such as an asteroid or a gamma burst.
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      unleash the hounds.. or the zombies
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      (Original post by WP88)
      I think the Muslims are working on this already. Go to Ask a Muslim thread.
      haha.
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      (Original post by MEPLUS-->YOU)
      If i had it my way...well i would lock the whole world in room and FART just after eating an egg sandwich...lol...just close those wondows and let them enjoy it!
      Or better yet fart in a bottle, sell it for £1 per bottle. Kill the world and get rich doing it
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      Release Chuck Norris's evil twin from the doom dimension.
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      (Original post by Mittalmar)
      Say you were an alien or perhaps your idea of kinky was mass genocide.

      Be creative and original as possible.

      A few ideas:

      + Give George Bush another term in office.
      + Make a huge pipe that goes through the ozone and sucks up all the world's water and deposits it in Space.
      + Play ridiculously high frequency sound.
      + Chop all the trees down everywhere especially Indonesia.
      + Set off a nuke at all live volcano sites.
      + Wrap the world in an opaque material so no light gets through.
      + Recreate the big bang with a hadron collider.
      I would play a game of snooker with the planets - use my powerful alien space ship to knock Mars into a collision course with Earth, timed just right so that Earth is knocked closer to the sun.
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      (Original post by Roxas13)
      Creating a million Justin Biebers and setting them lose.
      I think one Justin Bieber is more than enough to destroy the human race twice over.
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      (Original post by Mittalmar)
      Say you were an alien or perhaps your idea of kinky was mass genocide.

      Be creative and original as possible.

      A few ideas:

      + Give George Bush another term in office.
      + Make a huge pipe that goes through the ozone and sucks up all the world's water and deposits it in Space.
      + Play ridiculously high frequency sound.
      + Chop all the trees down everywhere especially Indonesia.
      + Set off a nuke at all live volcano sites.
      + Wrap the world in an opaque material so no light gets through.
      + Recreate the big bang with a hadron collider.
      :rofl:
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      Put naked pictures of Ann Wideecombe around the world, people will be so disgusted they'll never have sex again... and humanity will die out!
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      1. Get a very long, very strong rope and attach one end to the Earth and the other to the Moon.
      2. Wait for a few weeks for the Moon to wrap around.
      3. ?????
      4. Profit.
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      Make everyone listen to Justin Bieber, 24/7.
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      I'd modify the Large Hardon Collider to create a black hole massive enough to engulf the planet. :gah:
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      I would brainwash Stephen Fry. The next episode of QI would ask what's the quickest way to cure a headache; cue Alan Davis saying Paracetamol, *BUZZ ALARM* Oooooooh dear oh dear oh dear! Then, following the jokes about there being no pills in the jungle, Stephen will reveal that the answer is in fact licking car batteries. After the planet kills itself through its gullibility, Stephen, Jessica Alba and I can enjoy a nice post-apocalypse together.
     
     
     
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