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    Hi peeps

    Crazy as it sounds im 20 and had my first real masterbation where I made myself "***"

    I was doing it in the shower then all of a sudden after it came out, I went dizzy and my eye vision was like a tv when it has no signal.(for real, i had like interference style vision)

    Then i felt sick and nearly puked!

    What happened?? I nearly collapsed inthe shower

    help?? shall i not do it agian?!! :confused:
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    The first time you ejaculate will be a little bit disorientating. Try masturbating in bed next time where you can be supine and thus you will not be affected by dizzyness so much.
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    I get that when ****ing whilst stood-up in the shower generally, though not that bad.

    Try lying in bed with tissues prep'd and enjoy.
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    Hmm..its probably that youre not used to it. Although Im shocked that you left it this long. As other said, next time try laying down and relaxing - it may help you.

    But definitely keep doing it! Its worth it - I promise.
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    What have you been doing the past 7 years?
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    WHAT?! really? How come our orgasms dont do that? ..I feel cheated
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    HAHAHAHAHA

    Faint, distant sound of *fap fap fap*

    That is all. Keep up the good work OP. If you want a REAL blinding experience, a girl might help you fap soon.
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    wait... what gender is the OP?

    the static vision is the blood going back to your brain quickly, btw. it's normal. It can even happen when you stand up after sitting down a long time
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    Im male! I dont know why I left it so long, tbh its not really appealing to me. Id rather have sex which seems more fun!

    Thanks for comments/reassurance anyway.

    It wasnt the best first time for me doing it at 6am in the shower to test! I felt so wierd and screwed!
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Im male! I dont know why I left it so long, tbh its not really appealing to me. Id rather have sex which seems more fun!

    Thanks for comments/reassurance anyway.

    It wasnt the best first time for me doing it at 6am in the shower to test! I felt so wierd and screwed!
    waaaaaaaaait a minuutte...you expect us to believe you had sex before even knowing what *** looks like? or how an orgasm feels?...and even after having sex...you decided to NOT repeat these (magnificent) sensations on your own......at your own free will????

    bull
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    (Original post by R3L4Y)
    waaaaaaaaait a minuutte...you expect us to believe you had sex before even knowing what *** looks like? or how an orgasm feels?...and even after having sex...you decided to NOT repeat these (magnificent) sensations on your own......at your own free will????

    bull
    i thought that but nah he says it 'seems' more fun which probs means he hasnt tried it but it's probably better than his 6am experiment
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    (Original post by Siobherz)
    i thought that but nah he says it 'seems' more fun which probs means he hasnt tried it but it's probably better than his 6am experiment
    He does say "I would rather have sex"..but like...how can you KNOW?! I've just been staring at this thread for hours thinking about a rational solution....but......THERE ISN'T ONE!!!!!!!! AAAHH!

    All these questions in my head:
    20? Not even A BIT curious as to why it got so dam big in the mornings? What about when seeing a nice pair of tits jigglin about?...girls in bikinis? ...naked girls?...porn? he must have been dam ****ing well determined to NEVAH EVAH finish off a **** ("oh that feeeels good...oh well..BED TIME!") tha fck?

    20? Seriously? It makes ME feel so dirty.

    I bet it wasn't really his choice to *** in the shower at 6am tho...he just touched it and like his balls couldn't take it anymore...My gawd..can you imagine the number of nocturnals his body must have had to realease the tension?



    I call troll
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    I havent had sex. I said I would rather as it seems more fun.... where did i say I had it? R3L4Y whats you problem gurrrl! lol! I did it at 6am as I wanted to do it in the shower to wash it away and not make a mess in my bedroom or anything.. I was awake since 5:30 so had time to watch porn...

    now go troll elsewhere douche!! xD
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    Ok it makes sense to do it when youre with a girl but why on yourself watching porn or something?? seems abit sad to me having to play with yourself on your own...
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Ok it makes sense to do it when youre with a girl but why on yourself watching porn or something?? seems abit sad to me having to play with yourself on your own...
    Because its fun...?

    Why do people read books/play computer games/play sports?
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    how do you know its fun, xD

    I think my first experience has put me off? im actually weary of doing it again for a while lol?
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    how do you know its fun, xD

    I think my first experience has put me off? im actually weary of doing it again for a while lol?
    Because its one of those things that we're programmed to like. Its normal to do it to be honest.

    Dont be nervous about doing it again, it may just be that you need to lay down or whatever...Its an odd sensation to get used to.
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    ok i did it in bed whilst camming with a gal, was better this time!!!!
    thanks yuu
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    Wait so your issue isn't that you don't know how to spell masturbation?
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    You're going to keep feeling pukish. you might even die. and the reason is going to be because god isnt impressed with your spelling.
 
 
 
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