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    Ok so today I was just sitting in lesson trying to absorb the information. I then feel a leak in my trousers and all of a sudden a gush of brown stuff had soaked my boxers. Now, I don't know what this stuff is but everyone around me began to move and some even started pointing. I now feel as though I've done something wrong. I then went to the office and they sent me home saying I stink of ****. This was the last straw. Ok, so I've got two questions. What is this brown stuff and should I pretend it was fake?
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Ok so today I was just sitting in lesson trying to absorb the information. I then feel a leak in my trousers and all of a sudden a gush of brown stuff had soaked my boxers. Now, I don't know what this stuff is but everyone around me began to move and some even started pointing. I now feel as though I've done something wrong. I then went to the office and they sent me home saying I stink of ****. This was the last straw. Ok, so I've got two questions. What is this brown stuff and should I pretend it was fake?
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    It might have been your urine. :curious:
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Ok so today I was just sitting in lesson trying to absorb the information. I then feel a leak in my trousers and all of a sudden a gush of brown stuff had soaked my boxers. Now, I don't know what this stuff is but everyone around me began to move and some even started pointing. I now feel as though I've done something wrong. I then went to the office and they sent me home saying I stink of ****. This was the last straw. Ok, so I've got two questions. What is this brown stuff and should I pretend it was fake?
    Dude!!! go to the doctors, who gives a **** about the cocks in your classroom, this could be a serious illness, like (if its brown or red urine) your kidney could be failing!!! or somehting, jesus. Look it might be a little embarassing but to be honest the longer you leave the problem the more likely it will get worse and we dont want that now really. once college starts nobody cares, if worse comes to worse with the bullying and the teachers are ignoringyour problem, get the news papers, your local mp, or move to another school.
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    Go seek medical attention. Quickly.
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    For half a second I thought you were trolling.
    Seriously though, It might be kidney failure like that other dude said. Hospital now!
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      While you were trying to absorb the information your underwear absorbed something else.
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      Are we talking about depression and this thing happening together? If so, can you please update it, I had the same thing, and I'm now severely depressed.
     
     
     
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