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    Like is there something special you have to do before you get into the "zone"?, is there someone you need to use? or wear? etc
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    Muslims should not masturbate.
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    I fire up The Apprentice on iplayer and wait til it gets heated in the boardroom.


    (Original post by SingleMuslimDotCom)
    Muslims should not masturbate.

    You're fab. Can I keep you?
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    Crikey it's getting a bit x rated tonight. Mau5 junior will be red raw soon.
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    I have to wine and dine myself a little bit first. Roses, a large McValue Double Cheeseburger from the golden arches, some Barry White and Snoop Dogg and then some shameful lack of mirror eye-contact and unfulfilled promise to call after the deed is done.
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    not you again! anonymous isnt fooling anyone
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    "Ritual"? Like... sacrificing a goat?
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    (Original post by missygeorgia)
    I fire up The Apprentice on iplayer and wait til it gets heated in the boardroom.

    You're fab. Can I keep you?
    Does Lord Suggs have that effect on you? :holmes:
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    Put some music on. Have some interesting thoughts. Turn off the lights. Get tools. Get under covers etc...
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    (Original post by Asha5692)
    Put some music on. Have some interesting thoughts. Turn off the lights. Get tools. Get under covers etc...
    Does tools = cucumber from the fridge?
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    (Original post by unknownking321)
    Does Lord Suggs have that effect on you? :holmes:
    Yeah, he could be my Sugar Daddy any day. <<<<PUN
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    (Original post by noobynoo)
    Does tools = cucumber from the fridge?
    No, it means toy.
 
 
 
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