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    Ouch! That must have hurt badly

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...3f95fa4852%2C0
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    protectinghisdaughterfrompervert sLAD
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    Ouch! He was fully conscious too!
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    *Cringes*
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    He ran home with that guy's balls... Gay.
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    What? Surely a 57 year old boyfriend would be an ideal partner for his daughter. Not long to wait for some juicy inheritance.
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    hahaha...quality...*sighs and shakes head * Germans :smug:
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    Well that would have been horrible to say the least..... ouchy!
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    (Original post by Great Lord Xenu)
    What? Surely a 57 year old boyfriend would be an ideal partner for his daughter. Not long to wait for some juicy inheritance.
    Lol!
    But on serious that's crazy. If I was the father I would just take my daughter away and move!
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    I bet he ate the balls afterwards. Those crazy Germans...
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    This is . . . EPIC PARENTING! I heartily approve. Also, if the girl doesn't have daddy-issues already (yeah, right, haha) then she certainly does now!
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    At first I was like WTF why is there a piece of bread there?
    And then I read the caption.
    And my face was like:nooo:
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    'Hurt badly' is the biggest understatement I have ever seen. That is my worst nightmare.
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    (Original post by kratos90)
    'Hurt badly' is the biggest understatement I have ever seen. That is my worst nightmare.
    Really?
    So you'd rather be burnt alive? Be buried alive? Drown? Be eaten alive? Be torn apart?
    Be shot? Be blown up? Be sawed in half? Be crushed? Suffocated? Eyes gouged out?

    I respect the fact you care so highly for your balls, mate. I'd rather lose 'em then go through any of the above. :rolleyes:
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    I wanna be a father like him.
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    (Original post by DH-Biker)
    Really?
    So you'd rather be burnt alive? Be buried alive? Drown? Be eaten alive? Be torn apart?
    Be shot? Be blown up? Be sawed in half? Be crushed? Suffocated? Eyes gouged out?

    I respect the fact you care so highly for your balls, mate. I'd rather lose 'em then go through any of the above. :rolleyes:
    I'd rather be dead. Better to die a man than live as some kind of mutilated thing, instinctively clinging on to life like a drowning rat.
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    (Original post by R3L4Y)
    hahaha...quality...*sighs and shakes head * Germans:smug:
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    I AM german. I'm entitled to such comments


    OH CMON! (this is gettin racist now)
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    (Original post by DH-Biker)
    Really?
    So you'd rather be burnt alive? Be buried alive? Drown? Be eaten alive? Be torn apart?
    Be shot? Be blown up? Be sawed in half? Be crushed? Suffocated? Eyes gouged out?

    I respect the fact you care so highly for your balls, mate. I'd rather lose 'em then go through any of the above. :rolleyes:
    Quite right, he just underwent a blolokectomy although without a local anaesthetic. I think this operation is normally done in some countries in return for a small radio anyway, to keep birth rates lower.
    He can always have artificial blolokstruction done and to keep costs down the surgeions can use some plastic covered moth balls.
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    (Original post by DH-Biker)
    Really?
    So you'd rather be burnt alive? Be buried alive? Drown? Be eaten alive? Be torn apart?
    Be shot? Be blown up? Be sawed in half? Be crushed? Suffocated? Eyes gouged out?

    I respect the fact you care so highly for your balls, mate. I'd rather lose 'em then go through any of the above. :rolleyes:
    Yes I would.
 
 
 
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