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    Ok so i was just wondering if anyone here has ever been caught masturbating?

    Stories will be much appreciated and will be used for comic purposes only.
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    Caught red-handed masturbating?
    yah I'm always horny when I'm on my period
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    Don't you mean white handed?
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    (Original post by Aj12)
    Don't you mean white handed?
    Racist. :eek3:

    EDIT: What the hell, it was obviously a joke - stop negging me people!
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    Never, no one will ever catch me :ahee:
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    (Original post by Aj12)
    Don't you mean white handed?
    You took the exact words out of my fingertips
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    Mate, you should see a doctor; its not supposed to be red.
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    One time i was touching myself on the blankets when my lil sis walked in. I know she knew what i was doing. I hope she forgot about it.
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    Why were your hands red?
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    (Original post by BambieWambie)
    One time i was touching myself on the blankets when my lil sis walked in. I know she knew what i was doing. I hope she forgot about it.
    Nah she wont forget that! How often do you touch yourself? just wondered
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    Nope
    but watching porn, yes.
    Oh lord.

    I was young.
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    Nope. Lil' brother walked in on me having sex though :/
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    no but my dads walked in on me before. as have friends. it was abit awkward when my mate stayed there for a few minutes...
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    slow down bruh or use lube.
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    red handed?
    you need to slow it down a bit.
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    Well, there was that time I was locked in the red paint stock room of Dulux headquarters and saw Rihanna randomly standing naked outside the window...
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    Yep, by my girlfriend.
    Who started to stare at me while I was doing it.





    .....Naked.
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    (Original post by markberry91)
    Nah she wont forget that! How often do you touch yourself? just wondered
    Oh crap i meant under the covers not on. Oh and why you wondering?
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    (Original post by Boobies.)
    Nope. Lil' brother walked in on me having sex though :/
    Poor soul.
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    If your hands were red, you should probably lay off the masturbation for a while...
 
 
 
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