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    :s he opened the door whilst you were using the toilet?
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    Someone's got a crush on you :smug:
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    (Original post by mapulet)
    :s he opened the door whilst you were using the toilet?
    lol
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    i say bull****.
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    Why would you wipe your penis on the wall? Yuck, imagine all that bacteria from the toilet walls.

    Sounds like a troll to me.
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    (Original post by Kiwiguy)
    i say bull****.
    I'm not trolling, I just don't understand how this has happened both times and would like a half decent explanation.
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    I disbelieve that he just barged in on you like that, but bouncers in toilets is not uncommon in establishments, namely clubs and sometimes even pubs, which know that they have a drug problem. My best friend's mum used to own a pub and told me she used to go in and catch people sniffing crack from the toilet seat :puke:
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    (Original post by IMACAT)
    Hi about a few days ago I went to this night club. Everything was going fine, making new aquaintences etc. So 2 hours later I need a piss, as you do. But after I reached for the toilet paper there was none, I like to wipe the piss of my penis because it avoids staining my pants. So in good fashion I wipe my penis innocently on the wall. And this bouncer out of nowhere busts open the door, my ****ing luck right?

    I was tipsy at this point an explained to him there wasn't any toilet paper left, he escorted me out without any force as I apologised for being an "idiot".

    But what I really want to know is do Bouncers do routine checks on toilets or something? I honestly didn't hear him banging on the door, and I wasn't up to any suspicious activity before I went into the toilet. This **** bugs me because this situation has happened once before, I just don't understand how they manage to catch me like that.

    I NEED ANSWERS! Thanks.
    Not sure if serious...

    If serious: BEST STORY EVER

    If not: Still brilliant trolling...

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    (Original post by SpiritedAway)
    I disbelieve that he just barged in on you like that, but bouncers in toilets is not uncommon in establishments, namely clubs and sometimes even pubs, which know that they have a drug problem. My best friend's mum used to own a pub and told me she used to go in and catch people sniffing crack from the toilet seat :puke:
    He literally slammed it open I even remember locking it.
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    (Original post by IMACAT)
    I'm not trolling, I just don't understand how this has happened both times and would like a half decent explanation.
    dude, on a wall?!
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    lol. 4/10 troll.
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    Not having a penis (!) I can't comment on that, but sure bouncers in the toilets in clubs is perfectly normal. For one, the general public are complete slobs. When they're not vomiting over the floor, they're leaving all their bottles in the urinalse. Also, people tend to pass out in the toilets.

    Or maybe he was just wanting to use the toilet himself?
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    On a wall? Did it have fluffy wallpaper? If so, I don't think it was originally fluffy and you should get checked out for stuff.
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    Wow you guys are a bunch of *****.
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    :zomg: On a wall?
    There's a lot of bacterias inside the bathroom and you used the wall?
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    (Original post by IMACAT)
    Wow you guys are a bunch of *****.
    Coming from the guy who wipes his **** on the wall :lolwut:
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    (Original post by IMACAT)
    Hi about a few days ago I went to this night club. Everything was going fine, making new aquaintences etc. So 2 hours later I need a piss, as you do. But after I reached for the toilet paper there was none, I like to wipe the piss of my penis because it avoids staining my pants. So in good fashion I wipe my penis innocently on the wall. And this bouncer out of nowhere busts open the door, my ****ing luck right?

    I was tipsy at this point an explained to him there wasn't any toilet paper left, he escorted me out without any force as I apologised for being an "idiot".

    But what I really want to know is do Bouncers do routine checks on toilets or something? I honestly didn't hear him banging on the door, and I wasn't up to any suspicious activity before I went into the toilet. This **** bugs me because this situation has happened once before, I just don't understand how they manage to catch me like that.

    I NEED ANSWERS! Thanks.

    You wipe your penis on the wall?! :lolwut:
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    BAHAHAHAH! you might aswell have wiped your **** on the bouncer...
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    i bet he wiped it on the bouncers back and not on a wall
 
 
 
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