Farting around your bf/gf ?

The boyf does it in bed silently, pulls the quilt over my head then proceeds to say "You've got to hide, the Germans are coming"..At least he thinks its funny

I mentioned here before that I never ever intentionally fart in front of any girlfriend and only on one occasion did I have wind and that was when we had been at this indian and I don't think the waiters liked me, as I had the most horrendous food poisoning in my life . I couldn't physically control myself and my ex had to get the hotel to call a doctor as I was that ill. I was terribly embarassed afterwards because in my view once your partner has smelt your sh1t ,which is what a fart is, it isn't the same again.

I don't care how pretty the girl is, if a girl farted in front of me and she wasn't sick I would dump her . I think it shows a lack of respect to expect your partner to be comfortable smelling you bowels. And I even hate it when my friends do it . And heres the thing, it someone who constantly farts in front of their partner can ruin a relationship. It is not sexist as I found anyone who does it disgusting. It's just I won't dump my friends as I don't want to fuk them.

At my gym , theres a chap who's wife has left him because of it,taken the kids with her. Sounds extreme,but you don't know him.It's vile. She has asked him constant not to do it,go into another room. How pig headed is he, that he let such a thing get to the stage of her leaving him,over farting?

I have been lucky in that in all my relationships I can't even be certain they ever took a dump while they was in my presense,never did I smell sh1t when I used the bathroom after them. Never once has one passed wind in front of me. I expect they are likeminded as I find men are the worst offenders for this. Expecting other people to breath their sh1t.

On our second date (she came to mine) and she was cuddled up next to me with her head in my lap, watching a film.
I really needed to fart and fought like crazy to hold it in, whick luckily I did. There were moments when a little bit crept out, but nothing major...

Needless to say, I dominated a dump when she left...

I never farted around my girlfriend much. I'd usually go to the toilet, drop my trousers, part my cheeks and fart through an open window praying the wind wouldn't be against me.

I almost came unstuck, once, however, as her mother was coming down the drive whilst I was doing it but I didn't hear the car due to a particularly loud fart. When she came in I was so embarrassed. But she just said "You had your head out of the bathroom window and I was waving at you like a maniac. You really need to get an eye test".

Phew, saved!

Yeah without that sig., No one would love me