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    A man gets back from work and sees his wife cleaning the cooker in a skirt with sweat pouring out of her. He quickly jumps behind her and takes her panties off and starts having sex with her. After the man has finished he says to his wife "your such a ****ing *****". The wife looks at him surprisingly and says "i just let you for fill your best fantasy and you call me a *****"? The man looks at her and says "yeh, but you didnt even look behind to see who was ****ing you"!
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