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    Just as the title says folks! What are the most mind-numbingly idiotic lyrics you've ever heard; lyrics so bad that a part of yourself died inside; lyrics so awful that your cat yelped off of your bed and cowered beneath it?
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    I do love them, so it's not really a misfortune, but I think they're undeniably ridiculous:
    Kraftwerk - Showroom Dummies
    We are standing here
    Exposing ourselves
    We are showroom dummies
    We are showroom dummies
    [...]
    We go into a club
    And there we start to dance
    We are showroom dummies
    We are showroom dummies


    David Bowie - The Laughing Gnome
    (Own up, I'm a gnome, ain't I right, haha)
    "Haven't you got an 'ome to go to?"
    (No, we're gnomads)
    "Didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school? you look like a rolling gnome."
    (No, not at the London School of Ecognomics)

    Now they're staying up the chimney
    And we're living on caviar and honey (hooray!)
    Cause they're earning me lots of money
    Writing comedy prose for radio shows
    It's the-er (what?)
    It's the Gnome service of course

    Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
    "I'm a laughing Gnome and you don't catch me"
    Ha ha ha, oh, dear me


    And then there's crap like 'Now every day aint gonna be no picnic' and 'Is it better, is it worse/Are we sitting in reverse' that make me feel actual authentic anger and despair within.

    'You could be the DJ, I could be the dance floor/You could get up on me' I also find ridiculous, but it doesn't annoy me, more just of a 'Hmm, well that's no good is it' kind of thing.
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    Katy Perry - Peacock:

    I wanna see your peacock, ****, ****
    Your peacock, ****
    Your peacock, ****, ****
    Your peacock
    I wanna see your peacock, ****, ****
    Your peacock, ****
    Your peacock, ****, ****
    Your peacock

    I just hate not being able to understand the meaning of this one :O

    Cheryl Cole - Parachute

    I don't need a parachute
    Baby, if I've got you
    Baby, if I've got you
    I don't need a parachute
    You're gonna catch me
    You're gonna catch if I fall
    Down, down, down

    F*cking hell.

    Give me The Smiths any day.
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    I've been Southampton but I never been to Scunthorpe... :awesome:

    Also:

    Poppin' bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
    When we drink we do it right gettin' slizzard
    Sippin' sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6
    Now I'm feelin' so fly like a G6
    Like a G6, Like a G6
    Now I'm feelin' so fly like a G6


    Hell Yeaa
    Drink it up, drink-drink it up,
    When sober girls around me, they be actin' like they drunk
    They be actin like they drunk, actin'-actin' like they drunk
    When sober girls around me actin'-actin' like they drunk


    BAHAHA. :rofl:
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    "Before i leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack." What, Kesha brushes her teeth with JD? :lolwut:
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    "I whip my hair back and forth"... enough said I think
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      Taylor Swift: The Way I Loved You

      He is sensible and so incredible
      And all my single friends are jealous
      He says everything I need to hear and it's like
      I couldn't ask for anything better

      He opens up my door and I get into his car
      And he says, you look beautiful tonight
      And I feel perfectly fine

      But I've been screamin' and fightin'
      And kissin' in the rain
      And it's two a.m. and I'm cursin' your name
      You're so in love that you act insane
      And that's the way I loved you

      Breakin' down and comin' undone
      It's a roller-coaster kinda rush
      And I never knew I could feel that much
      And that's the way I loved you

      He respects my space and never makes me wait
      And he calls exactly when he says he will
      He's close to my mother
      Talks business with my father
      He's charming and endearing, and I'm comfortable

      But I've been screamin' and fightin'
      And kissin' in the rain
      And it's two a.m. and I'm cursin' your name
      You're so in love that you act insane
      And that's the way I loved you

      Breakin' down and comin' undone
      It's a roller-coaster kinda rush
      And I never knew I could feel that much
      And that's the way I loved you

      He can't see the smile I'm fakin'
      And my heart's not breakin'
      'Cause I'm not feelin' anything at all

      And you were wild and crazy
      Just so frustrating, intoxicating, complicated
      Got away by some mistake and now

      I'll be screamin' and fightin'
      And kissin' in the rain
      It's two a.m. and I'm cursin' your name
      I'm so in love that I acted insane
      And that's the way I loved you

      Breakin' down and comin' undone
      It's a roller-coaster kinda rush
      And I never knew I could feel that much
      And that's the way I loved you

      And that's the way I loved you
      I never knew I could feel that much
      And that's the way I loved you



      :facepalm2::facepalm2::facepalm2:

      At least her new album Speak Now is a lot more mature.
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      Ima gangster, straight up G,
      the gangster life is the life for me
      shooting people by day, sexin *****es by night,
      being a gangster, I like to fight.

      Though I must note these are my own lyrics.
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      'And I was like, baby, baby, baby ohhhhhhhhhhhh'.
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      "Never let me slip, cos if I slip, then I'm slippin" - Dr. Dre, Nuttin But A G Thang

      Oh, and Nicki Minaj's infamous "pussy on ya sideburns". I mean, fur real?
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      I've been to paradise but I've never been to me - Charlene

      Hey lady, you lady, cursing at your life
      You're a discontented mother and a regimented wife
      I've no doubt you dream about the things you'll never do
      But, I wish someone had talked to me
      Like I wanna talk to you.....

      Oh, I've been to Georgia and California and anywhere I could run
      I took the hand of a preacher man and we made love in the sun
      But I ran out of places and friendly faces because I had to be free
      I've been to paradise but I've never been to me

      Please lady, please lady, don't just walk away
      'Cause I have this need to tell you why I'm all alone today
      I can see so much of me still living in your eyes
      Won't you share a part of a weary heart that has lived million lies....

      Oh, I've been to Niece and the Isle of Greece while I've sipped champagne on a yacht
      I've moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what I've got
      I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see
      I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me

      [spoken]
      Hey, you know what paradise is?
      It's a lie, a fantasy we create about people and places as we'd like them to be
      But you know what truth is?
      It's that little baby you're holding, it's that man you fought with this morning
      The same one you're going to make love with tonight
      That's truth, that's love......

      Sometimes I've been to crying for unborn children that might have made me complete
      But I took the sweet life, I never knew I'd be bitter from the sweet
      I've spent my life exploring the subtle whoring that costs too much to be free
      Hey lady......
      I've been to paradise, (I've been to paradise)
      But I've never been to me

      (I've been to Georgia and California, and anywhere I could run)
      I've been to paradise, never been to me
      (I've been to Neice and the isle of Greece while I've sipped champagne on a yacht)
      I've been to paradise, never been to me
      (I've been to cryin' for unborn children that might have made me complete)
      I've been to paradise, never been to me
      (I've been to Georgia and California, and anywhere I could run)
      I've been to paradise, never been to me
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      (Original post by ormaybeitsjustnarcissism)
      David Bowie - The Laughing Gnome
      (Own up, I'm a gnome, ain't I right, haha)
      "Haven't you got an 'ome to go to?"
      (No, we're gnomads)
      "Didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school? you look like a rolling gnome."
      (No, not at the London School of Ecognomics)

      Now they're staying up the chimney
      And we're living on caviar and honey (hooray!)
      Cause they're earning me lots of money
      Writing comedy prose for radio shows
      It's the-er (what?)
      It's the Gnome service of course

      Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
      "I'm a laughing Gnome and you don't catch me"
      Ha ha ha, oh, dear me

      Hahaha those are brilliant! :rofl:

      Uhm yeah Coldplay - Yellow:

      I drew a line
      I drew a line for you
      Oh what a thing to do
      And it was all yellow

      So basically he just drew a yellow line for someone... ? :lolwut:
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      You could be the DJ
      I could be the dance floor
      You could get up on me
      (On me, On me)
      You could be the DJ
      I could be the dance floor
      You could get up on me
      (On me, On me)

      The club is alive with the sound of music
      Who’s that girl in the spotlight oo coz she turns me on
      1234
      The club is alive with the sound of music
      If it’s you in the spotlight oo girl you turn me on

      JLS, say no more.

      EDIT: To whoever negged me; I pity your existence if you believe these lyrics don't belong in this thread!
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      (Original post by ForgettingWhatsername)
      Hahaha those are brilliant! :rofl:

      Uhm yeah Coldplay - Yellow:

      I drew a line
      I drew a line for you
      Oh what a thing to do
      And it was all yellow

      So basically he just drew a yellow line for someone... ? :lolwut:
      It's such a cute song! And then he parodied it for Comic Relief

      Hahaha I love your Coldplay analysis! Never noticed that one :rofl:
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      scouting for girls- shes so lovely- eptitome of bad lyrics

      she's pretty a fitty, she's got a boyfriend though aint that a pity
      shes flirty turned 30 aint that the age a girl gets really dirty

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      (Original post by ForgettingWhatsername)
      Hahaha those are brilliant! :rofl:

      Uhm yeah Coldplay - Yellow:

      I drew a line
      I drew a line for you
      Oh what a thing to do
      And it was all yellow

      So basically he just drew a yellow line for someone... ? :lolwut:
      Pissed in the snow outside her house perhaps?
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      (Original post by ormaybeitsjustnarcissism)
      It's such a cute song! And then he parodied it for Comic Relief

      Hahaha I love your Coldplay analysis! Never noticed that one :rofl:
      Aw it's adorable Can't believe I never heard it before, David Bowie is amazing :love:
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      (Original post by Joinedup)
      Pissed in the snow outside her house perhaps?
      Haha never thought of it that way. That might be it actually
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      "Astrophysics; you'll never be my closest friend"

      Tokyo (Vampires & Wolves) - The Wombats
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      Taylor Swift: The Way I Loved You

      He is sensible and so incredible
      And all my single friends are jealous
      He says everything I need to hear and it's like
      I couldn't ask for anything better

      He opens up my door and I get into his car
      And he says, you look beautiful tonight
      And I feel perfectly fine

      But I've been screamin' and fightin'
      And kissin' in the rain
      And it's two a.m. and I'm cursin' your name
      You're so in love that you act insane
      And that's the way I loved you

      Breakin' down and comin' undone
      It's a roller-coaster kinda rush
      And I never knew I could feel that much
      And that's the way I loved you

      He respects my space and never makes me wait
      And he calls exactly when he says he will
      He's close to my mother
      Talks business with my father
      He's charming and endearing, and I'm comfortable

      But I've been screamin' and fightin'
      And kissin' in the rain
      And it's two a.m. and I'm cursin' your name
      You're so in love that you act insane
      And that's the way I loved you

      Breakin' down and comin' undone
      It's a roller-coaster kinda rush
      And I never knew I could feel that much
      And that's the way I loved you

      He can't see the smile I'm fakin'
      And my heart's not breakin'
      'Cause I'm not feelin' anything at all

      And you were wild and crazy
      Just so frustrating, intoxicating, complicated
      Got away by some mistake and now

      I'll be screamin' and fightin'
      And kissin' in the rain
      It's two a.m. and I'm cursin' your name
      I'm so in love that I acted insane
      And that's the way I loved you

      Breakin' down and comin' undone
      It's a roller-coaster kinda rush
      And I never knew I could feel that much
      And that's the way I loved you

      And that's the way I loved you
      I never knew I could feel that much
      And that's the way I loved you



      :facepalm2::facepalm2::facepalm2:

      At least her new album Speak Now is a lot more mature.
      Damn you!! Swifty is the best!!!
     
     
     
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