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Toilet Hygiene Watch

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    Correct category for thread??

    Most likely an unpleasant topic, but who cares!

    Is it the norm to wipe with tissues and end it there after pooing. Are there any bidet users?

    I know there are different toilet hygiene practices due to religious/cultural reasons. For example I know people from the east use hoses or jugs of water for a wash down after the business.
    We have some people from the sub-continent at work (although they are british) and they always take and leave water bottles in the gents during their dump break! Much to our amusement, the cleaner comes in and complains about this and the mini flood it creates!

    After peeing, is it just a shake off (guy) or a wipe off/rinse off. Once again, I appreciate religious/cultural differences comes into play.

    Was reading a thread about going down and someone said the natural “muskiness” or fish for a better word is “natural”……. Is it really, or is the toilet hygiene habits a factor in deciding the overall “muskiness” in that general area……
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    i use a garden hose to wash my ass
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    (Original post by 5t1g)
    i use a garden hose to wash my ass
    Apparently not as uncommon as you might think....... you "ethnic"?
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    (Original post by 5t1g)
    i use a garden hose to wash my ass
    Is that some sort of joke? Millions of people do use water for such cleaning, so its hard to tell.
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    If there's no water around, always carry a baby wipes.
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    My toilet is very hygienic; I make sure to lick it clean every morning.
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    well calling it a garden hose is going ott. it's called a 'muslim shower' google it, you spray it up your ass and blasts the **** off.
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    I just wipe my bum with my hands, wash off any excess poo with a bit of wee, then fart on my hands to dry them.
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    (Original post by Addzter)
    I just wipe my bum with my hands, wash off any excess poo with a bit of wee, then fart on my hands to dry them.
    looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooollllllllllll respect
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    Considering I'm eating a pizza right now I knew I should not have read this thread.
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    I try to keep my hands as clean as possible so i just never wipe, although i still dont think that may explain the **** stain on my bed :/ hmm.
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    I usually give my piss-hole a dab after pissing, but the piss still makes it's way down my leg afterwards if my **** is not shaped in to the proper post-piss pose.
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    (Original post by 5t1g)
    looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooollllllllllll respect
    Erm... 'spect, lad? :dontknow:
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    not this thread again.
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    (Original post by Addzter)
    I just wipe my bum with my hands, wash off any excess poo with a bit of wee, then fart on my hands to dry them.
    Love it. You're really utilising your body's natural functions there.
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    Just wipe, flush, and put to the back of your mind. No need to make threads on the subject kiddo. :hmmm:
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    Shouldn't have clicked on this threading whilst eating...ergh
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    toilet paper is expensive so sometimes i just give my bum wash with a homemade bidet (just the shower nozzle set to full power you know the one that blasts out through one concentrated stream)
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    Not good enough for a bidet. I just wipe, then wash my ******** properly when I shower/bath.
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    I was a bidet user as a child. Now I'm just a toilet paper user. Though I use like half a roll every time, I really need to be more conservative (not politically, of course).
 
 
 
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