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    What is your favourite quote from The Simpsons? Doesn't necessarily have to be one that is considered funny by everyone, could just be a line that for whatever reason made you laugh in particular

    For me it was in yesterday's episode (on sky one) where Homer's trying to be romantic for Marge so tries to organise a dinner for her. He's in Moe's bar with Bart, Lisa who are giving him suggestions on Marge's favourite meal. Lisa says peach crumble is her favourite, at which point Moe walks over and says "hey if you want a peach crumble just kick her in the groin" :rofl::rofl:


    I'm sure this isn't the funniest ever joke from the show but I just happened to laugh for ages, the most I ever have watching the show.

    So share yours!...
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    My cats breath smells like cat food - Ralph

    anything by ralph
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    Not sure about Simpsons but Family Guy quotes, I gotta ton of 'em.

    Oh wait! Ralph: 'These berries taste like burning'.
    That made me chuckle.
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    "D'Oh"

    Homer
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    Marge: What you want for dinner Homer
    Homer: Steak?
    Marge: Moneys too tight for steak
    Homer: Steak?
    Marge: Sure Homer, steak...

    The way Homer says steak always gets me...
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    'I like ketchup with my beans George.'

    I didn't feel like doing a Simpsons quote, no big deal.

    Edit: Jaysus why the neg hate people! :zomg: Is there that much contempt for a Steinbeck classic?
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    Hmmm, I don't exactly know the simpsons off by heart, but there's one bit where marge starts singing (possibly to lisa) "every simpson dance now, bump, bump bump bump....."
    It's not hilariously funny, but kinda cute :lol:
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    Homer: "Who are you? Why am I here? I want answers now or I want them eventually!"
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    Homer:''GYM? What's a GYM? *goes in gym* Ohhhh! A gym!''

    Homer:''Woohoo! Marital sex!''
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    Doh. :doh:
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    Superintendent Chalmers: No one would like to celebrate your love more than I, but I'm a public servant, and not permitted to use my own judgement in any way.
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    Krusty the Clown, after playing some weird Eastern European cartoon on his show: "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?"
    The randomness of the cartoon just made it all the more hilarious!

    Found the clip! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR7m-4Vc3MU

    Gets me every time.
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    Ralph Wiggum: "Me fail English, that's unpossible!"
    Jasper: "Talking out of turn, that's a paddling. Looking out the window, that's a paddling. Staring at my sandles, that's a paddling. Paddling the school caneo, oh you better believe that's a paddling."

    Bart: "There you go rat boy."
    Homer: "Does this make me look fat?"
    Lisa: "No...It makes you look like a tool of government opression."
    Homer: "But not fat?"
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    Bart: This is the worst day of my life.
    Homer: The worst day of your life *so far*
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    "he who ha-ha's last, ha-ha's the best" - Nelson
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    This: http://twitter.com/#!/iam_lost/status/15848514101706752
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    Rev Lovejoy: "This sounds like rock and or roll..."

    Marge: Hmm ... there's a homecoming parade, a cocktail party ...
    Homer: And the big game between Springfield U and Springfield A&M. I hate Springfield U so much.
    Lisa: You went to Springfield U. You hate A&M.
    Homer: Soooo much....

    Gets me every time!
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    Flanders (on a ski slope): Sometimes it feels like I'm wearing...NOTHING AT ALL!

    Homer hears in his head many more times and screams, one of my favourite Simpsons scenes.
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    D'OH!!

    i think everyone knows who thats from
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    Surly: Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
    Selma: Oh, sorry Surly.
    Surly: Shut up.
 
 
 
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