things you do when your home alone....

Nooope. It's the truth.

It's just great having a poo when there's no one else around, there's peace and quiet and you don't have to worry about the smell spreading. It's nice to see all that open space.

how can you not be afraid of being caught

oioi sig mate !!

I have try that next time im home alone

I like the excitement. It's like a risk. Will I get caught this time? Will I not?

oh your an exhibitionist?

Keep robbers out of my house using various traps such as swinging paint cans. For some reason, I'm only ever left home alone at Christmas.

I walk around naked all over the house with the curtains open.

Heat up door knobs... smash baubles on the floor....

Yes! How did you know?

nobody is awake at 9 but its to say you have a whole day

Read?

I know your type.

My God, the only decent post in this thread.

Literally all the other posts are along the lines of masturbation.

I'm surprised no one said getting pissed with alcohol and/or smoke cannabis.

Hmm, seems jacking off is the new drug I guess.