As title really lol.
Anyone got any good christmas jokes (clean ones) Watch
- Thread Starter
- 21-12-2010 12:55
- 21-12-2010 13:50
Why did Mrs Claus cross the road? To get into her client's car, because she was a ho, ho, ho!
Thanks very much, I'm here all week.
- 21-12-2010 14:44
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
Santa stops at three hos.
- 21-12-2010 19:52
When I was a child, I remember lying with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come.
Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left.
- 22-12-2010 01:42
An America couple was being shown around Moscow one day, when the man felt a drop hit his nose.
"I think it's raining," he said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied.
"No, I'm sure it was just rain," he said.
Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing.
"Let's not fight about it!" the man said. "Let's ask our guide, Rudolph, whether it's officially raining or snowing."
As their tour guide approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
"It's raining, of course," he replied officiously.
But the woman insisted, "I know that it felt like snow!"
The man quietly replied, "Rudolph, the Red, knows rain, dear!"