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    so its xmas again and i shall resume my tradition of santa hunting
    my aim, to capture santa when he pops down my chimney
    he has avoided me for 20 years and i am deternined to catch the ******* for not delivering me my jet ski all these years

    so far my best idea is hide behind a sofa, then when he comes in ill have a fiver on a string and lure him to me where i shall have my way with the *******! which seems a bit crap so i need new ideas
    if you were gunna catch him, how would u do it?

    yes, i really am this bored!
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    I used to do that when I was little!! Hide behind the sofa I mean :P Never saw him :-(
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    I would lure him with a curry. Santa loves curry.
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    Cookies laced with chloroform
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    (Original post by f00ddude)
    so its xmas again and i shall resume my tradition of santa hunting
    my aim, to capture santa when he pops down my chimney
    he has avoided me for 20 years and i am deternined to catch the ******* for not delivering me my jet ski all these years

    so far my best idea is hide behind a sofa, then when he comes in ill have a fiver on a string and lure him to me where i shall have my way with the *******! which seems a bit crap so i need new ideas
    if you were gunna catch him, how would u do it?

    yes, i really am this bored!
    Call me if you need backup.

    I want a little word with him about that book I got when i was 5...
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    Supergluing each side of the inside of the chimney would buy time, if it helps.
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    (Original post by f00ddude)
    so its xmas again and i shall resume my tradition of santa hunting
    my aim, to capture santa when he pops down my chimney
    he has avoided me for 20 years and i am deternined to catch the ******* for not delivering me my jet ski all these years

    so far my best idea is hide behind a sofa, then when he comes in ill have a fiver on a string and lure him to me where i shall have my way with the *******! which seems a bit crap so i need new ideas
    if you were gunna catch him, how would u do it?

    yes, i really am this bored!

    Just hit him over the head with your Christmas satsuma ... because everyone gets a satsuma for chritmas... right? :cry2:

    Oh, and you're hiding behind "a sofa" eh... Mr. many sofas.
    Lure him in with a Fiver eh? Mr. too much money.
    Have your way with him will ya? ...
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    I'm bored also.
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    (Original post by CapnHooch)
    Cookies laced with chloroform
    With Ketamine sprinkles! And a nice warm drink of citrus Domestos.

    Ahh. Christmas makes me hungry.
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    I'd start here: http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html :p:
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    (Original post by Liam_G)
    With Ketamine sprinkles! And a nice warm drink of citrus Domestos.

    Ahh. Christmas makes me hungry.
    Amateurs,

    rohypnol in the milk and donoryml filled mince pies

    Got my dart gun at the ready in case they fail :fight:
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    (Original post by Illusionary)
    I'd start here: http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html :p:
    awesome; however I am gonna one up that one with this one:

    http://www.noradsanta.org/en/track3d.html
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    (Original post by Liam_G)
    With Ketamine sprinkles! And a nice warm drink of citrus Domestos.

    Ahh. Christmas makes me hungry.
    Tis the season to kill santa, fa la la la la la la la la!
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    (Original post by l4ith)
    awesome; however I am gonna one up that one with this one:

    http://www.noradsanta.org/en/track3d.html
    Yep, I'd say you win that one :p:
 
 
 
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