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    I'm not even a Christian. Needed badly to **** off a naughty dream i had last night but failed thrice.

    Second time ended up with dry boak. I feel dizzy and unwell even thinking about sex and i normally **** 2+ a day.

    Is this normal??


    Not a :troll: though this post is bordering in trollism as it has no real purpose. just a weird story of my christmas day.
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    It is a well known fact that masturbating on Christmas day makes Jesus cry. Do you want to make Jesus cry? Huh, do you?

    Edit: It also makes Christine O'Donnell cry, but she cries when you masturbate on every other day of the year too.

    Edit 2: YOU **** TWICE A DAY? Bloody hell.
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    I had one earlier - and probably will later.

    My turkey needs stuffing.
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    Do it for Santa
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      'Tis the season to be jolly.
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      ****ers on tsr during xmas
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      (Original post by tieyourmotherdown)
      It is a well known fact that masturbating on Christmas day makes Jesus cry. Do you want to make Jesus cry? Huh, do you?
      I imagine he'll be a tad preoccupied with crying over what I did this morning... :sexface:
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      **** christmas, why should Jesus stop you from rubbing one out? If you need to shake the cushions, do it!
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      hah, I thought this myself earlier. **** it, I've got nothing else to do, I'll watch some porn.
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      (Original post by cttp_ngaf)
      hah, I thought this myself earlier. **** it, I've got nothing else to do, I'll watch some porn.
      That actually makes it worse tbh, have you seen thr seasonal decore to the interface and homescreens??!! It's squick and makes my pussy shudder.
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      ahahaha, you gotta do what you gotta do guy!
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      (Original post by tieyourmotherdown)
      It is a well known fact that masturbating on Christmas day makes Jesus cry. Do you want to make Jesus cry? Huh, do you?

      Edit: It also makes Christine O'Donnell cry, but she cries when you masturbate on every other day of the year too.

      Edit 2: YOU **** TWICE A DAY? Bloody hell.
      Twice a day is nothing.
      I have to limit myself to 3 or I might go up to 5 - 7
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      Do it for Jesus, he'd be happy.
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      Go for it hahaha
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      (Original post by DivinityofReason)
      Twice a day is nothing.
      I have to limit myself to 3 or I might go up to 5 - 7
      What's your most?? I've been stuck on 7 in 12 hours for a good part of the year. Need to get better. New years resolution.
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      (Original post by ipulledhermione)
      That actually makes it worse tbh, have you seen thr seasonal decore to the interface and homescreens??!! It's squick and makes my pussy shudder.
      What?
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      I didn't do this ish, instead I did Mrs Santa
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      (Original post by TheSownRose)
      I imagine he'll be a tad preoccupied with crying over what I did this morning... :sexface:
      Well, sounds like somebody has been having an all too merry Christmas

      (Original post by DivinityofReason)
      Twice a day is nothing.
      I have to limit myself to 3 or I might go up to 5 - 7
      Mate, :doctor:
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      (Original post by tieyourmotherdown)
      Well, sounds like somebody has been having an all too merry Christmas
      The bed frame can't say the same thing... :sexface::sexface:
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      Jesus, i **** like 9 times a day :/
     
     
     
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