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American woman eats 30,000 calories in one 2-hour sitting.....UGH

This is so ****ing disgusting. At a time where we spend time with our families and reflect on the less fortunate, this stupid bitch eats 2 weeks worth of food in 2 hours. Can you say austerity?! I dont even know whats worse ....her lack of concern for her daughter's future or her ENABLER! Men pay to watch her eat as well. Im not going to link her website because I don't want to endorse it but her name is Donna Simpson. Google at your own peril.

In fact here is a picture of the offender

http://witchesbrewonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Donna-Simpson.png


A New Jersey woman who hopes to become the fattest woman in the world got 30,000 calories closer to her 1,000lb goal with a festive feast that could have fed dozens of revellers.

46-stone Donna Simpson, sitting in a reinforced metal chair, chowed down on the world's biggest Christmas dinner as she ate for two straight hours on Saturday.

The single mother-of-two tucked into two 25lb turkeys, two maple-glazed hams, 15lbs of potatoes (10lbs roast, 5lbs mashed), five loaves of bread, five pounds of herb stuffing, four pints of gravy, four pints of cranberry dressing and an astonishing 20lbs of vegetables.

After polishing off her enormous main course, she still had room for dessert and ate a 'salad' made of marshmallow, cream cheese, whipped cream and cookies.



£150 meal pffft. I could get 3 harpoons for that money.
(edited 13 years ago)

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Reply 1
:zomg: Woman Vs food
Reply 2
I'd pay to watch her eat. I bet it's hypntoic.
OH MY IT CANNOT BE UNSEEN. :nooo:
Kill it! :diep:
Reply 4
An obese American- Well this is new!
Reply 5
Not overly surprising if she looks like that tbf. :teehee:
Original post by Pickford
I'd pay to watch her eat. I bet it's hypntoic.


It would be like watching CERN start up.

Everyone tells you that nothing bad will happen but deep down you know that the ***** will explode leaving behind a supermassive blackhole that will destroy Earth.
Reply 7
I'd tap that ****.
What an amateur...
Oh my days. Is she even wearing knickers? The flab is covering her vajayjay.
Reply 10
:lolwut:
She's mother, which begs the question; who the **** would have sex with that?
Reply 12
Original post by insignificant
Oh my days. Is she even wearing knickers? The flab is covering her vajayjay.


Can still lift it up and poke it.
Reply 13
Original post by TheGrandmaster
She's mother, which begs the question; who the **** would have sex with that?


:colondollar::colone::colone:
Reply 14
Holy guacamole that is an insane meal - she must have taken several days to sleep that one off.
Reply 15
Original post by TheGrandmaster
She's mother, which begs the question; who the **** would have sex with that?


An American obv.
He probably looks just as bad, otherwise she's probably suffocate the father while having sex with him.
Reply 16
Original post by TheGrandmaster
She's mother, which begs the question; who the **** would have sex with that?


http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20100316/donna_simpson_02.jpg


This is her partner in crime. Words fail me.
Reply 17
Hey, she ate her 20lb of veggies. :h:
Original post by TheGrandmaster
She's mother, which begs the question; who the **** would have sex with that?


This guy

****ting ****ing ****. :lolwut:

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