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    Barcelona-creme da la creme. She has it all;Style, class and looks.
    Arsenal-Very good looking but shallow and lacking in substance.
    Leeds-Good looking once upon a time but really let herself go.
    Spurs- Entertaining and good to look at, but is inconsistent and thinks far too highly of herself.
    Man City-Spoilt brat. Lots of money but boring nobody takes her seriously
    Man United-Will cheat, lie and scheme to get what she wants. Get's a lot of attention regardless.
    West Brom-The only thing you know for sure is it's not long before she's going down again.
    Wigan-Ugly, boring and dull. Better of out of existance.
    Blackburn-Not very pretty to look at but incredibly dirty.
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    You're an idiot.

    /contribution
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    (Original post by mau5)
    Barcelona-creme da la creme. She has it all;Style, class and looks.
    Arsenal-Very good looking but shallow and lacking in substance.
    Leeds-Good looking once upon a time but really let herself go.
    Spurs- Entertaining and good to look at, but is inconsistent and thinks far too highly of herself.
    Man City-Spoilt brat. Lots of money but boring nobody takes her seriously
    Man United-Will cheat, lie and scheme to get what she wants. Get's a lot of attention regardless.
    West Brom-The only thing you know for sure is it's not long before she's going down again.
    Wigan-Ugly, boring and dull. Better of out of existance.
    Blackburn-Not very pretty to look at but incredibly dirty.

    THIS IS GENIUS!!!!!!! I actually love this. This is getting a multi-email. And +rep for monsieur...
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    (Original post by mau5)
    Barcelona-creme da la creme. She has it all;Style, class and looks.
    Arsenal-Very good looking but shallow and lacking in substance.
    Leeds-Good looking once upon a time but really let herself go.
    Spurs- Entertaining and good to look at, but is inconsistent and thinks far too highly of herself.
    Man City-Spoilt brat. Lots of money but boring nobody takes her seriously
    Man United-Will cheat, lie and scheme to get what she wants. Get's a lot of attention regardless.
    West Brom-The only thing you know for sure is it's not long before she's going down again.
    Wigan-Ugly, boring and dull. Better of out of existance.
    Blackburn-Not very pretty to look at but incredibly dirty.
    (Original post by i.am.lost)
    You're an idiot.

    /contribution
    (Original post by jumpingjesusholycow)
    Good for you.

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    Hhahahaa
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    Stenhousemuir- Fat & ugly :ahee:
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    (Original post by JK.)
    You'd be better off renaming the thread and sticking it in the football forum, tbh, it'd probably get a better reception there.

    Love some of them. :rofl:

    Prefer your system but I also quite like the Arsenal double winners system. Standard 1-10 system but replacing the numbers for the equivalent shirt bearers


    1 - Seaman
    2 - Dixon
    3 - Cashley
    4 - Vieira
    5 - Keown
    6 - Adams
    7 - Pires
    8 - Ljungberg
    9 - Jeffers (it seems so wrong :facepalm2:)
    10 - Bergkamp

    A real stunner = WILTORRRRRD!


    A few additions...

    England - Looks good, but is **** when it matters.

    AC Milan - Mature, but still has it.

    Newcastle - bit of a ****; get's with a load of guys, but never stays with them for long.

    Stoke - Filthy, inbred ****.
    HAHA Milan is a ****!
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Okay
    i really enjoyed how this had to be anonymous.
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    Liverpool-Neither best nor worst?
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    (Original post by mau5)
    Barcelona-creme da la creme. She has it all;Style, class and looks.
    Arsenal-Very good looking but shallow and lacking in substance.
    Leeds-Good looking once upon a time but really let herself go.
    Spurs- Entertaining and good to look at, but is inconsistent and thinks far too highly of herself.
    Man City-Spoilt brat. Lots of money but boring nobody takes her seriously
    Man United-Will cheat, lie and scheme to get what she wants. Get's a lot of attention regardless.
    West Brom-The only thing you know for sure is it's not long before she's going down again.
    Wigan-Ugly, boring and dull. Better of out of existance.
    Blackburn-Not very pretty to look at but incredibly dirty.
    Thats quality. I usually use a league table. I.e champs league, prem league, championship ect.....
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    Celtic/Rangers - Passionate and likes it rough
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    :rofl: this is actually brilliant, I've never thought it that way. But you forgot Liverpool= pretty and confident but arrogant and reacts badly when **** hits the fan
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    I'm not just saying this but Barcelona is my favorite!
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    Hahaaa.
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    (Original post by HumanNature1992)
    Hhahahaa
    Hahaha You're BANNED!!! :toofunny:
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    Confusing for non football fanatics.
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    (Original post by kristinaalovesu)
    Hahaha You're BANNED!!! :toofunny:
    Hahaha You're UGLY :toofunny:
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    Nice one

    Don't forget
    Man City - Think she's hot stuff, rich as hell and got money to spend on multiple waves, handbags, shoes, makeup, clothes w/e but is still unattractive on the inside. She's initially attractive but you hate her once you get to know her shallow personality
 
 
 
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