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    Keep anon or del please

    I'm a guy and I'm really scared that I won't be to find the vagina. I mean where do I know where to insert it? I seen a lot of porn but it seems really complicated and I don't want to seem goofy...
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      Ask your mother.
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      It's between the legs... just stick it in, sort of nearer to the back...
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      Ask her to guide you in... easy peasy. You have a lot to worry about before you get there though (in terms of foreplay which is probably harder than sex in terms of 'getting it right').
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      honestly, you'll be able to find it. I don't know what porn you have been watching to make it seem complicated......
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      (Original post by lukas1051)
      It's between the legs... just stick it in, sort of nearer to the back...
      But not too far back.
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      Yeah make sure you get the right hole
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      Ohh dear.
      If you get poo on your willy, you went too far.
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      I will laugh if you stick it up her poo tube first time. :teehee:
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      You will find, don't worry. Just trust your instincts.
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      Okay I'm confused, how can you not find it, assuming she is undressed it can't be too difficult..
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      it's just above the stomach its that tiny little hole be careful though when you stick it in blood will come firing out that's a woman having her peroid
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      (Original post by lovely_me)
      I will laugh if you stick it up her poo tube first time. :teehee:
      Poo tube,

      I love you
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      (Original post by Mister Bean)
      Poo tube,

      I love you
      Can't say I blame you, you're only human. :rolleyes:
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      i heard girls have like 4 holes or something down there is that true which one do you put it in
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      (Original post by lovely_me)
      I will laugh if you stick it up her poo tube first time. :teehee:
      I'd laugh harder if she doesn't realise it!
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      Oh dear lord.
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      Lmao, can see where the guy is coming from but just sounds hilarious

      Its further back than you might imagine tho...all the fireworks you do before happen further up and then ur liek...o thats far down now, whoops its in her arse
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      (Original post by cybergrad)
      Ask your mother.
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      Just pull her bags down and get it stuck in son.
     
     
     
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