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    I'm really horny and think I might even explode from it

    I was wondering if anyone could help me out? I'm a decent looking 21 year old guy who wants a skinny white girl with a big ass

    I'm socially awkward so meeting her a club is not going to happen and I don't want to pay for sex =S

    What do I do?
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    www.match.com? Alternatively find some easy girl in a night club. both work well.
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    Your hand is your friend

    Seriously, don't go looking for sex. Wait for it to happen. If that's what you go looking for you'll find it much harder to find someone interested. Try to go out and meet new people and hopefully you'll find someone you connect with, which will mean much better sex than a one night stand.
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    face palm 2 ppl cant read, cleary says girl but prob a troll anyway
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    do you have a slut neighbour
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    (Original post by markberry91)
    do you have a slut neighbour
    sadly no, just old old people :s and i'm not that darn horny
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    (Original post by aws)
    sadly no, just old old people :s and i'm not that darn horny
    Give it a try with your neighbour if she agrees to it. The worst that could happen is that it would be that bad that you wont want sex again and then your problem will be solved. But seriously give it a try and you never know you may just like it
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    (Original post by uktom91)
    face palm 2 ppl cant read, cleary says girl but prob a troll anyway
    Actually, you can't read. He's a guy looking for a girl.
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    your hand is my friend?
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    (Original post by aws)
    I'm really horny and think I might even explode from it

    I was wondering if anyone could help me out? I'm a decent looking 21 year old guy who wants a skinny white girl with a big ass

    I'm socially awkward so meeting her a club is not going to happen and I don't want to pay for sex =S

    What do I do?
    You have a penis for a reason my friend
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    I've heard stuff like that happens on OkCupid all the time...




    PS it's free :ninja:
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    (Original post by aws)
    I was wondering if anyone could help me out? I'm a decent looking 21 year old guy who wants a skinny white girl with a big ass
    And i want a unicorn and a magic wallet containing infinite money. I think its time we both faced the reality that what we want just doesn't exist.

    :holmes:
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    Meet your new best friend:
    http://fiveinchscandals.files.wordpr...lens-vodka.jpg

    Also, learn the ****ing difference between "need" and "want"
    I *need* to breathe to live.
    I *want* to own a tanglewood les paul immitation guitar with the sexy woodgrain finish.
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    But two weeks ago...?
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    Wow, you have like.. 3 days? :L
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    I'm skinny with a big ass.

    I can tuck my penis between my legs if it helps?
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    Alcohol....that is all.
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    (Original post by aws)
    I'm a decent looking 21 year old guy who wants a skinny white girl with a big ass
    That's were you're going wrong.. Skinny white girls with big ass' are virtually extinct.
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    Not gonna happen. Give up.
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    (Original post by Manitude)
    Meet your new best friend:
    http://fiveinchscandals.files.wordpr...lens-vodka.jpg

    Also, learn the ****ing difference between "need" and "want"
    I *need* to breathe to live.
    I *want* to own a tanglewood les paul immitation guitar with the sexy woodgrain finish.
    Maybe I read it wrong but I can't see it where it says he wants to burn his digestive tract with one of the ****est vodkas you can get!

    OP...2 days...
 
 
 
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