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Being that it is the 21st century warfare is now a discouraged way of gaining power so a new, more modern approach is needed for the ambitious. Ideally it would need to be a way where most people don't actually know that you are doing it and a rather small operation that does not require many people to reduce the chances of it being exposed.

This would be rather hard as in the 21st century money is power, and of course banks, governments etc can know just how much money you have so it would have to be rather well hidden and also easily accessed when required some how and you would need a way of not being linked to your world domination activities.
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watch pinky and the brain!?
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Do you really think im going to share my world dominating plans with you?! :lolwut:
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selling people stuff?
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Just earn a lot of money by doing illiegal things and pay off all the world leaders to be your puppets.
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get a small number of people to serve you loyally
teach them to manipulate people
marry girls to foreign leaders
put guys in foreign government positions unitl they become the leaders right hand, then leader dies in an 'accident'
they then hand you power when in control
people have been trying to do this since the beginning of history, not hugely successful due to the time money and effort required and also people not wanting to give you power after they have it
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Create a voluntary global political organisation and invite all nations to join.

Slowly begin to centralise Governance.

Eventually remove the last semblance of national sovereignty.

Contain any rebellion. With extreme prejudice.

Declare yourself the new world leader.
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Make or obtain 20 nuclear bombs - even if they are amateurish 'dirty bombs' and attach to each of them a detonator, which will vary in detonation times from 6 months to 50 years. Travel around the world planting these bombs underground (5 metres or so, encased in lead to avoid detection), in or around built up areas. Make sure to place one of them in a rural/isolated area and have this one be the first to detonate. Once it does detonate and worldwide panic ensues, reveal to the media that you are the criminal mastermind behind it and that you have planted another couple of dozen or so. Tell them or the authorities the location of the next one that is due to detonate, and when they locate and disassemble it, the world will now be at your whim. The only way the world will be able to stop dirty bombs going off in cities all around the world every couple or so years will be by you telling them the location of each bomb in the weeks before it is due to be detonated.

You can live in luxury in a huge palace somewhere, funded by the world's governments who will be desperate to meet your every demand for the rest of your life.
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Develop, Combine and employ Flying sharks/underwater Swimming Lions, it would really mind**** people and also offer people cookies, to lur them to your viewpoint. It works a charm
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(Original post by Teveth)
Make or obtain 20 nuclear bombs - even if they are amateurish 'dirty bombs' and attach to each of them a detonator, which will vary in detonation times from 6 months to 50 years. Travel around the world planting these bombs underground (5 metres or so, encased in lead to avoid detection), in or around built up areas. Make sure to place one of them in a rural/isolated area and have this one be the first to detonate. Once it does detonate and worldwide panic ensues, reveal to the media that you are the criminal mastermind behind it and that you have planted another couple of dozen or so. Tell them or the authorities the location of the next one that is due to detonate, and when they locate and disassemble it, the world will now be at your whim. The only way the world will be able to stop dirty bombs going off in cities all around the world every couple or so years will be by you telling them the location of each bomb in the weeks before it is due to be detonated.

You can live in luxury in a huge palace somewhere, funded by the world's governments who will be desperate to meet your every demand for the rest of your life.
That's what you've been up to behind your troll facade..
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Do what Hitler did..innnit?
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Put all my troops in Indonesia and expand from there, works every time.
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(Original post by Pensivedore)
Do what Hitler did..innnit?
but Hitler [email protected]
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(Original post by lukejoshjedi)
but Hitler [email protected]
Hmm gOod PoInt! But now that we know why he failled..Perhaps you could try his method but just avoid his mistakes.
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Put all my troops in Indonesia and expand from there, works every time.
It's a bit difficult to control the whole of Asia initially, though.
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(Original post by Unknown?)
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Play this game:

http://www.kongregate.com/games/thes...orld-conquerer
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get control of the media (ahem...Rupert Murdoch)

you control what people think, say and do...basically you are engineering society

from there you have limitless power :evil:
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Start a religion; best way to control the masses, and the brainwashed truly devout will do anything for their god, as evident within existing religion/death cults.
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