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Dangerously slow thinker ...

To be honest ... I've lost hope now.
I don't know why I'm posting this, and I don't know the outcome of this thread and all the people whom will post in it - must be fate.

But I am a very slow thinker and it's starting to cause me problems.
Basically, when I talk to someone it's like I have a memory relapse, I forget everything, I want to say and get boring by thinking too much.

My brain doesn't relay the information fast enough.

Any Psychologists/ health advisors here.

What drug should I take?

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Weed. :smile:
Reply 2
Probably means you're retarded.
Reply 3
zooropa
Probably means you're retarded.


Can you state the 'probability' of this being the case?
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Phonicsdude
Weed. :smile:


Great, where can I get hold of some?
Reply 4
I don't know. Just felt like saying it.
Reply 5
zooropa
I don't know. Just felt like saying it.


Ah, but you didn't say it, you typed it. More so... You stated 'Probably means you're retarded.'
The sentence indicates you are indesicive, and you lack in giving advice.

I could go on, but I'm not that sad.
Reply 6
reckless
Ah, but you didn't say it, you typed it. More so... You stated 'Probably means you're retarded.'
The sentence indicates you are indesicive, and you lack in giving advice.


Pedant.

I could go on, but I'm not that sad.


You have been thus far, pedant.
Reply 7
Don't listen to zooropa. He's a bully. :eek:
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reckless
To be honest ... I've lost hope now.
I don't know why I'm posting this, and I don't know the outcome of this thread and all the people whom will post in it - must be fate.

But I am a very slow thinker and it's starting to cause me problems.
Basically, when I talk to someone it's like I have a memory relapse, I forget everything, I want to say and get boring by thinking too much.

My brain doesn't relay the information fast enough.

Any Psychologists/ health advisors here.

What drug should I take?
Maybe you're just an introverted person.

In these situations, are you anxious to please? How comfortable are you with the person you're talking to? It could just be nervousness or shyness.

Just try to relax and the words should flow.

And remember, you can sound like a fool by talking too much - sometimes this is worse than too little.
reckless
Ah, but you didn't say it, you typed it. More so... You stated 'Probably means you're retarded.'
The sentence indicates you are indesicive, and you lack in giving advice.

I could go on, but I'm not that sad.

Not so stupid after all?
Where do you live?
Reply 9
zooropa
Pedant.


You have been thus far, pedant.


You are a bully of the lowest form.

I recommend you get therapy.
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milady
Don't listen to zooropa. He's a bully. :eek:
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Maybe you're just an introverted person.

In these situations, are you anxious to please? How comfortable are you with the person you're talking to? It could just be nervousness or shyness.

Just try to relax and the words should flow.

And remember, you can sound like a fool by talking too much - sometimes this is worse than too little.


Thanks!
I think I am an introvert but hasn't always been like that! :eek:
It's not shyness, or nervousness, rather the thing about 'not looking good' and the impression the other person might be getting of me.

I don't think you can look stupid by talking too much, rather attract more people. I was in class today and people were talking so fast to each other, I just got confused, they were talking on different things, I couldn't handle the speed.

I think I need to reform/transform myself.
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Phonicsdude
Not so stupid after all?
Where do you live?


Oh, I certainly don't consider myself stupid, rather I gather you thought this because of what zooropa said before.

I live in England. :cool:

Whats that got to do with anything? ^o)
Reply 10
L.J
Have you moved from a small town to a big city by any chance? Or from the south to the north? People in cities and people in the north seem to talk a lot faster.


I know what you mean ... the scottish :p:

But no, I'm in my home town. :frown:
Reply 11
L.J
Don't worry about it. I never used to be a fast thinker, could never think of quick replies to insults, and I just kinda got more confident in myself and now I don't shut up :smile:


:rofl: Hope that happens to me! Well not so much, but I want to start to speak.. lol
Reply 12
I'm not saying it definatly is, but it could be a sign of dyslexia- bad short term memory. Maybe you should get it checked, perhaps ask a teacher or someone if they think its worth it.
Draig
I'm not saying it definatly is, but it could be a sign of dyslexia- bad short term memory. Maybe you should get it checked, perhaps ask a teacher or someone if they think its worth it.


It might be a good idea!
Reply 14
No, retardation means being mentally subnormal. Doofus.
Reply 15
What has deceleraton got to do with slow thoughts? What you state is a non sequitur.

Stop being a pedant. This person clearly is retarded.
zooropa can only say weird things....just check his posts...
Reply 17
L.J
Deceleration.

Well you tell me, you're the one who brought it up.


YOU brought up deceleration.

Me stop being a pedant? You can dish it out but you can't take it eh? What a pity. Shhhhhh.


Take what? Non sequiturs. In a thread about slow thoughts, how is something about physics relevant? Can YOU tell me that? ****ing pedant.

zooropa can only say weird things....just check his posts...


Men don't cry. Your viewpoint is only a recent one.
Reply 18
LOL, zooropa, the effect you have on people is hilarious, i know i'm semi-guilty of arguing with you but man, hats off to you! (i doubt the person is retarded)

and L.J. what you said was REALLY lame. and you are being pedantic...
Reply 19
don't you get it? he was joking!!!!!!