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"one in wonder/Shrivel dick"

I'm curious about this as this is something that is ****** me right off.

My penis is about 6.5 inches at the most maybe more, which i'm ok with. Everyone wants a bit more but hey ho..

What get's annoyed is that when phalcid my penis hardly it looks normal to me :/ Around 3-4 inches is what I consider normal looking for a phalcid state. Most of the time i'm lucky for 2 inches on it.

I can do the helicopter to inflate it - LOL - which is ok sometimes. I just give it a quick whip and his good for a little while. So I not bothered about the size of my penis, as I know it's an ok size in the "end"

As a rugby player and one whose been in the military for a bit before, in the showers every else's seem normally bigger than mine (Not gay, everyone looks so stfu).
My little chappy just likes to stay small which is annoying because I get "pin dick" , "one inch wonder" chants which really p*** me off and is a bit down grading.

I say rugby because after a game or exercise in general my dick is tiny! I mean like an inch! If anything my penis is trying to go inside me! Similary in cold conditions.


Anyone got anything to say? :/
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Reply 1
Tell them your penis grows not shows and they'll understand
My boyfriend's is like that too. I assumed it was fairly common? Hmm.
Try and ignore what other people say.
Reply 3
say the waters cold
Reply 4
Faiir,


No one else has this problem apart from one girls bf then?
Reply 5
i think everyones nob shrinks after exercise or in the cold surely?
Reply 6
Original post by Anonymous
I'm curious about this as this is something that is f****** me right off.

My penis is about 6.5 inches at the most maybe more, which i'm ok with. Everyone wants a bit more but hey ho..

What get's annoyed is that when phalcid my penis hardly it looks normal to me :/ Around 3-4 inches is what I consider normal looking for a phalcid state. Most of the time i'm lucky for 2 inches on it.

I can do the helicopter to inflate it - LOL - which is ok sometimes. I just give it a quick whip and his good for a little while. So I not bothered about the size of my penis, as I know it's an ok size in the "end"

As a rugby player and one whose been in the military for a bit before, in the showers every else's seem normally bigger than mine (Not gay, everyone looks so stfu).
My little chappy just likes to stay small which is annoying because I get "pin dick" , "one inch wonder" chants which really p*** me off and is a bit down grading.

I say rugby because after a game or exercise in general my dick is tiny! I mean like an inch! If anything my penis is trying to go inside me! Similary in cold conditions.


Anyone got anything to say? :/


I get it too mate.

I get shrinkage when: I drink, exercise, go out in the cold, go to the toilet, go swimming and when I get nervous.
Reply 7
I'm kind of surprised by the response, because I talk to a lot of my friends about their experiences with guys. Obviously, some have seen more penises than others (ha ha), but most of them seem to be growers rather than show-ers and I'd taken it to be the norm.
Original post by Jakelee
I get it too mate.

I get shrinkage when: I drink, exercise, go out in the cold, go to the toilet, go swimming and when I get nervous.


bwaha! SAME mine likes room temperature and HATES tight underwear, but i think its better to give a pleasant surprise than letting down expectations :wink:
It really doesn't matter if you have a small penis when floppy, it's only a problem cos the other rugby players are looking at it
Reply 10
Lool there we go!


****ing frustrating right..
My penis has the personally of a small dog. Doesn't like anything but room temperature, and a ****.. :/ lol

Yeh, i've definately given surprises...
Quote "whoa, i thought your cock was going to be tiny" - Gave me the biggest head :biggrin:


On a serious note though,

I actually thought I had a disability or impairment. Low blood pressure or something :/
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Reply 11
Haha dw about it mate, same here :/ Looks pretty unimpressive most of the time but roughly doubles in length when it's hard so not had any complaints :wink: Luckily I don't do team sports so I don't have to endure any comments.
I has this too most of the time my dong is a respectable length but when anything like that comes up in discussion,or getting changed in swimming I look like 12 again
COCK A DOODLE DOO

I propose you put googly eyes on your bellend....that'll teach em
Reply 13
let me get this straight, you care what men think/say about your coque? oh lawdy.
Reply 14
No need to twist it? :/ Everyone else gathered lol

Just annoyed i'm a grower at times
Reply 15
Some people are growers (like you) and some people are showers (they are fairly large flaccid but don't grow much when erect). It might seem like a big deal to you but honestly it's completely normal and nothing to be embarrassed of.
You're a grow-er not a show-er, no problem in that!
It’s normal for your penis to shrink during exercise and playing sport as your body will take blood from where it’s not needed and give it to your muscles and joints.
This can also happen in colder conditions. so guys with smaller penis will probably feel like it’s going inside but it’s actually just a evolutionary trait.