Guys: why do you like Girls sitting on your lap? POLL Watch

Poll: Guys: Why do you like it when girls sit on your lap?
I like having my penis up against her bum (131)
41.46%
I like her smell (21)
6.65%
Other Reason (37)
11.71%
I like it when women use me as a chair in a SM context (7)
2.22%
I am a girl (101)
31.96%
I don't like girls sitting on my lap (19)
6.01%
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no as long as shes not fat
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(Original post by TheSownRose)
But a 'dude friend's bum will still be warm, and the contact will still give you an erection ... so, why not? :lolwut:
i only let girls sit on my lap because i like their cute little femine bums, and the way that they are using me as a chair and feel empowered. theres something about their weight i like too, and the best bit is of course i feel like im boning her when she sits on me
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(Original post by SummerSofas)
i only let girls sit on my lap because i like their cute little femine bums, and the way that they are using me as a chair and feel empowered. theres something about their weight i like too, and the best bit is of course i feel like im boning her when she sits on me
You can get all of that with a guy - they can be very lightweight and skinny (so still have a 'cute little' bum), and you can still 'bone' him. Plus, you'll still feel empowered because it's like you're their chair.

Not seeing the difference here...
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(Original post by TheSownRose)
You can get all of that with a guy - they can be very lightweight and skinny (so still have a 'cute little' bum), and you can still 'bone' him. Plus, you'll still feel empowered because it's like you're their chair.

Not seeing the difference here...
as a straight male with normal tastes, i strictly only bone women
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(Original post by SummerSofas)
i only let girls sit on my lap because i like their cute little femine bums, and the way that they are using me as a chair and feel empowered. theres something about their weight i like too, and the best bit is of course i feel like im boning her when she sits on me
mate they're not all like that.
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(Original post by SummerSofas)
i feel like im boning her when she sits on me
You've never slept with a girl, have you?
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(Original post by Phalanges)
You've never slept with a girl, have you?
i am a virgin yes. not afraid to speak the truth
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(Original post by SummerSofas)
i just realised how long its been since a girl sat on my lap actually, 19 weeks and 2 days :/
:lolwut:
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Yeah, I don't mind. Only the ones I find attractive though.
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I don't mind it, just the girls I'm particularly close to though (maybe two girls), the rest will get the "you can just have the seat poppet" line.
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Cos I have my penis right up against her *******. :mmm:
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Yeah, I don't mind because they normally have nice smelling, soft hair and it feels good.
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(Original post by 69Crazyfists)
:lolwut:
I thought exactly that.
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(Original post by Seba_Nile)
Because its like a cuddle but you can be sociable at the same time. Very little nicer than having someone you care about (Partner, Sister, Close Friend) sat on your lap and putting your arms around their tummy and giving them a gentle 'sit-down cuddle'
Reading that in the context of this thread concerns me slightly :/
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(Original post by SummerSofas)
i just realised how long its been since a girl sat on my lap actually, 19 weeks and 2 days :/
You count the days? lool

OP seriously :| loool ah this gave me a good laugh :P
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(Original post by SummerSofas)
i am a virgin yes. not afraid to speak the truth
There is no shame in being a virgin, but his point was that it sounds really desperate to like girls sitting on you because its something like what you imagine sex to be. Personally I do it for the intimacy, you can have a nice cuddle and chat... Although your original point is valid in a way in that it is quite easy to go from that position into a more sexual one, and it is very nice the way they move and you can feel it all over your legs and crotch. But what I was just describing is very different to her sitting on you in a casual hanging out way. It's usually all about the closeness.

As a side note, my advice if you do want to turn it into something less inocent is whispering and being active with your hands, nothing indecent, I assume you are talking about in public, but a bit of gentle and subtle stroking can... put her in the same mindset as you. Out of curiosity are you just thinking hypothetically or are you looking for actual advice for your gf
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(Original post by oh-sugarrr)
You count the days? lool

OP seriously :| loool ah this gave me a good laugh :P
lol dont be mean, OP might just be so genius he remembers EVERYTHING!!! :P
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(Original post by Sereni)
lol dont be mean, OP might just be so genius he remembers EVERYTHING!!! :P
Ah well when you put it that way:P (LOOL)
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(Original post by oh-sugarrr)
You count the days? lool

OP seriously :| loool ah this gave me a good laugh :P
yeah i have this little chart on the wall- it has days and weeks and when a girl sits on my lap i go home afterwards with my boner I reset the chart to "0 days and 0 weeks", the next day i wake up and set the chart to "1 days and 0 weeks" etc......
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(Original post by Sereni)
it is very nice the way they move [when a girl is on your lap] and you can feel it all over your legs and crotch
this is one of my favourite reasons for female sitting

and yeah its hypothetical
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