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No **** February-whose up for it?

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Reply 40
Original post by >Anna<
:rofl: Fair play...Maybe he's been overworked and needs a break?


I love how I was added on to the list in the OP without expressing any wish to partake :colonhash:


Ha, I saw your name there, and I was like wtf!? That aint like you lmfao...

Ah, seriously feel sorry for the guys without valentines date then! A day without ****in must feel like doing 100 years time in prison ha!
Original post by Pedus
Ha, I saw your name there, and I was like wtf!? That aint like you lmfao...

Ah, seriously feel sorry for the guys without valentines date then! A day without ****in must feel like doing 100 years time in prison ha!


See, they're marring my reputation :puppyeyes:
I'M IN!
Reply 43
Original post by >Anna<
See, they're marring my reputation :puppyeyes:


Haha, what reputation?! :beard:

Btw, lovin the carlton dance :afro:
im considering it...but I think my ballsack would burst if i dint open up the taps for a month


tempting though...
Reply 45
I think I'll give this a try!

However, it must be kept in mind my flat gave up masturbating for lent a few years ago. We had a massive chart with everyone's name on, and if they survived the day they earned a smiley face; if they didn't, they put a pound in a pot for a communal booze-fest at the end of lent.

We had about £150 by the end of it :frown: I think I was the main contributor.
Reply 46
**** it I'll give it a go.

I'm gonna cum a bath-full of spunk on the 1st March though!
Original post by Pedus
Haha, what reputation?! :beard:

Btw, lovin the carlton dance :afro:


My reputation for being innocent :angel:

Thanks. I do love a bit of Carlton :cool:
Game on!, you're not a real man if you can't handle this.
Reply 49
Original post by my_username_was_taken
OK boys, who's man enough?

This is the ultimate test of self restraint, imagine the tolerance and resistance to other forms of persuasion when you complete this goal. Lets not be wooed by quick fixes and instant gratification, this is a THE test. Plus the sexual frustration will give you way more intent in the field which could either lead to sex or sexual assault. Are you a fat/skinny chump? Just think of all that spare testosterone that can be used down at the gym.

So who's alpha enough?

Well the rules are simple, SEX with a a partner (female or male) IS ALLOWED. So if you can find a woman/man/ts to jerk your chicken then do so. However, all forms of solo stimulation are strictly prohibited. We start on the 1st of February and take it to the very end. I would like to add that my birthday falls on the 21st so if I can not have a birthday **** then I am king of the forum. BE HONEST! If you break, then post here and you will be mocked and shamed. Remember: Shaolin Monks don't **** and they punch through walls.

Hardcore mode: Watch porn every day.

WE CAN DO THIS! WHose up for it?

This topic is for support to be honest. To participate let me know and i'l add you to the list.

Participants:

Me (my_username_was_taken)
Yawn11
Lewroll
JohnC2211
Zonvolt
Reflexive(considering)
&gt;Anna&lt;
fordfiesta
crazedmonkey09
Left Hand Drive
VivaLatzy


I'm in. My Birthday is also on 22nd :ahee:
Original post by >Anna<
See, they're marring my reputation :puppyeyes:


Consider it marred :colone:
Original post by >Anna<
:rofl: Fair play...Maybe he's been overworked and needs a break?


I love how I was added on to the list in the OP without expressing any wish to partake :colonhash:


lol yah i laughed when i saw your username on that list haha, no idea why :tongue:
Reply 52
I'm down.
Reply 53
Original post by my_username_was_taken
OK boys, who's man enough?

x


add the kiwi to that list.
I broke my fapping wrist the other week and tbh guys I barely lasted a day before I started tugging away again, and trust me a broken wrist is very painful indeed :yep: I would love to take the challenge but the only way would be to break my arms/wrists/fingers to even give me a 50/50 chance of getting past week 1. Count me out fellas....
I may be a girl, but I'd consider joining in... my birthday's the 6th though, so unless my bf's up for birthday sex then I may not even last a week :frown:
Reply 56
Psssh, I give it 24 hours :rolleyes:
Unless he's squeezeing them out at work, i'm pretty sure my boyfriend hardly ever does (we live together-so this challenge wouldn't exactly be hard for him)
Reply 58
I've lasted 23 days before. And I was in South India in July/Aug with temperatures of 28 degrees Celsius on average.

I think I lasted because I didn't have internet access and didn't buy any pornographic magazines. Another tactic to use is sitting on your hands for 10 mins if you get the urge, or put an ice pack on your trousers near your nether regions.

I have a theory - if you're used to fapping away predominantly to high-quality, long-length pornographic videos then without these your imagination will be rubbish and you will just not feel the urge. But after about 4 weeks you might come across a magazine/CD in your house with an image of a scantily clothed woman on it and the temptation will arise (even though you're used to videos and not static pictures).

One thing I wonder about though - is how long girls can go without flicking their respective beanie-babies?
This thread happens every single year. And nobody EVER gets to the end of the month.

Sign me up. :biggrin:

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