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Oh and whatever you do. Never, ever, under any circumstances revert to the 'yo momma' jokes. They are sad, tired, and utterly useless in the extreme.
Never ever in the right mind would.
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well, atleast i can hide my faults....urs are on display everyday..

it shut the person up really wel :-)
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well, atleast i can hide my faults....urs are on display everyday..

it shut the person up really we :-)
Quite a good one, i have used many a time and still works. Excellent, the classics are still the best.
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Gettting back to this 'TREE' idea. Thats pretty good actually. If someone called me a tree, I'd probably have to say they had all the characteristics of a sandpit or something.
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Gettting back to this 'TREE' idea. Thats pretty good actually. If someone called me a tree, I'd probably have to say they had all the characteristics of a sandpit or something.

Hmm, yes. Once in an extremely boring geography lesson my close friend and I decided to have an Insulting competiton on a peice of paper, as you can imagine, we yet again wore out of inspiration towards the end, thats when my friends called me a "carrot sucking octopus!" A classic in our minds and that became my name for some time.
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Hmm, yes. Once in an extremely boring geography lesson my close friend and I decided to have an Insulting competiton on a peice of paper, as you can imagine, we yet again wore out of inspiration towards the end, thats when my friends called me a "carrot sucking octopus!" A classic in our minds and that became my name for some time.
hehehehe**
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ah a true master. I hope you're paying attention Custard
More recently I have started simply ignoring people, though. Too often has my rapier wit been met with comebacks such as "Get a f**king haircut you ponce", et al.
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My very own insult for a fat person who just got told to grow up:

"Yeah instead of left and right!"
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More recently I have started simply ignoring people, though. Too often has my rapier wit been met with comebacks such as "Get a f**king haircut you ponce", et al.
Resorting to profanity simply concludes that one has lost shamefully. I do pity them at times.
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My very own insult for a fat person who just got told to grow up:

"Yeah instead of left and right!"
Haha, I'll remember that.
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i love giving insults
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More recently I have started simply ignoring people, though. Too often has my rapier wit been met with comebacks such as "Get a f**king haircut you ponce", et al.

Yes, but I refuse to call anyone upon their sexuality as i have 2 Bi-sexual mates (both male) and one in question. They are wonderful people who I deeply respect. Besdes one of thems my *****ing partner and it won't go down well if i say "stupid poo nudger" which i say with my family rarely but know I shouldn't

I'm sorry if i offended anyone
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Or to someone who just boasted or implied that they recently had sex:

"Bet your hand appreciated that..."

They're all usually much sharper than that when I come out with them
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i love giving insults
They're too bizarre to be taken seriously, though.
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They're too bizarre to be taken seriously, though.
Poor eric. Sorry but that one tickled me
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They're too bizarre to be taken seriously, though.
still like giving them though
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Yes, but I refuse to call anyone upon their sexuality as i have 2 Bi-sexual mates (both male) and one in question. They are wonderful people who I deeply respect. Besdes one of thems my *****ing partner and it won't go down well if i say "stupid poo nudger" which i say with my family but noi shouldn't

I'm sorry if i offended anyone
What irritates me is when people use implications of homosexuality as an insult (especially when it's not even remotely true), it's the least offensive thing in the world for any open-minded non-homophobic individual. It's stupid - I blame South Park.
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They're too bizarre to be taken seriously, though.
I like random insults and little cheap digs, they makeme giggle.
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still like giving them though
Eric, my boy, never let common sense stand in your way.
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Oh yeah I almost forgot, the standard insult:

"Big Mac and fries please!"
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