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    Great minds think alike, as sadly do Sasha D and Eric Bischoff.
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    (Original post by Sasha D)
    who the hell is clair?
    I'm clare and we will clear one thing up its CLARE not clair. I hate my name been spelt wrong!
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    (Original post by ZJuwelH)
    Great minds think alike, as sadly do Sasha D and Eric Bischoff.
    oi! i dont think the same as eric bischoff!!!!!
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    (Original post by Custard)
    I'm clare and we will clear one thing up its CLARE not clair. I hate my name been spelt wrong!
    ok CLARE!!!!!!!!!i sense a slight bit of paranoya......did u receive alot of...'mispellings' of ur name as a child? it could be y ure lashing out now
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    (Original post by Sasha D)
    ok CLARE!!!!!!!!!i sense a slight bit of paranoya......did u receive alot of...'mispellings' of ur name as a child? it could be y ure lashing out now
    And you might be lashing out at all the traumatic spelling corrections you received in your life
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    i found this on the internet a while back. A novel way to say shut up:

    Shut up before I wire your eyeballs to a defibrillator; set the voltage to Kill, and smile as you go flying around the flashing coop like a beheaded multicolored, fire-farting chicken before collapsing conveniently at my feet so I can piss-out the flames and feed the remains of your fried gimp carcass to the pigs.

    just thought id share, if you havnt seen it already
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    (Original post by ZJuwelH)
    And you might be lashing out at all the traumatic spelling corrections you received in your life
    my god! *throws arms around ZJuwelH - her hero*
    uve just saved me thousands of pounds worth of councilling!
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    (Original post by s.ahmad3)
    i found this on the internet a while back. A novel way to say shut up:

    Shut up before I wire your eyeballs to a defibrillator; set the voltage to Kill, and smile as you go flying around the flashing coop like a beheaded multicolored, fire-farting chicken before collapsing conveniently at my feet so I can piss-out the flames and feed the remains of your fried gimp carcass to the pigs.

    just thought id share, if you havnt seen it already
    yes. thank you.
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    (Original post by Sasha D)
    my god! *throws arms around ZJuwelH - her hero*
    uve just saved me thousands of pounds worth of councilling!
    Err well thank you <attempts to release before Infinity sees this>

    But did I say I wasn't going to charge
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    (Original post by ZJuwelH)
    Err well thank you <attempts to release before Infinity sees this>

    But did I say I wasn't going to charge
    lol
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    I used to know somebody who called people 'a paralysed piece of poo'....in their defence, it was a rather long time ago when we were very little! It didn't really work though, they just got laughed at, which kinda defeated the point really...
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    Everyone spells my name wrong, even now, my godmother spells it wrong for goodness sake. I'm only 13 I can't help it if I'm not as good at spelling as an 17 year old, can I?
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    I usually have an insult of the week: this week its 'mollusc.' Once someone gave me the insult 'eggplant,' as in 'you useless eggplant!'
    Calling people lowly forms of animal and vegetable, I find, always amuses and offends.

    "You fight like a dairy farmer!"
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    (Original post by Harry Potter)
    "You fight like a dairy farmer!"
    My left testicle makes more sense to be on this earth than you do. (Not you Harry Potter, I just clicked on the wrong 'reply' button) hehe
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    (Original post by Alec)
    My standard insult: "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries".
    i fart in your general direction
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    Most of these insults are rubbish, the key to insulting people, is not to go overboard, so saying stuff like:

    'You're such a <insert word here>' is the best approach, the best words are, ********, retard, stupid ****.

    Sarcasm works a treat too
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    The doctors will ask how this (INSERT OBJECT HERE) got there!

    Sugested objects:
    Chair
    Boot
    Mime artist
    Tree
    Hammer
    Desk
    Whatever is in your hand
    Whatever is in their hand
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    im lost
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    (Original post by Custard)
    I'm clare and we will clear one thing up its CLARE not clair. I hate my name been spelt wrong!
    hey claire. sorry lol my sisters is clare an hates it spelt wrong too. hang on.,.. custard! u theif!!!!!

    but then again, must mean my name is good if soemone else wants it yaaaaay! hi!
 
 
 
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