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Great minds think alike, as sadly do Sasha D and Eric Bischoff.
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who the hell is clair?
I'm clare and we will clear one thing up its CLARE not clair. I hate my name been spelt wrong!
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Great minds think alike, as sadly do Sasha D and Eric Bischoff.
oi! i dont think the same as eric bischoff!!!!!
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I'm clare and we will clear one thing up its CLARE not clair. I hate my name been spelt wrong!
ok CLARE!!!!!!!!!i sense a slight bit of paranoya......did u receive alot of...'mispellings' of ur name as a child? it could be y ure lashing out now
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ok CLARE!!!!!!!!!i sense a slight bit of paranoya......did u receive alot of...'mispellings' of ur name as a child? it could be y ure lashing out now
And you might be lashing out at all the traumatic spelling corrections you received in your life
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i found this on the internet a while back. A novel way to say shut up:

Shut up before I wire your eyeballs to a defibrillator; set the voltage to Kill, and smile as you go flying around the flashing coop like a beheaded multicolored, fire-farting chicken before collapsing conveniently at my feet so I can piss-out the flames and feed the remains of your fried gimp carcass to the pigs.

just thought id share, if you havnt seen it already
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(Original post by ZJuwelH)
And you might be lashing out at all the traumatic spelling corrections you received in your life
my god! *throws arms around ZJuwelH - her hero*
uve just saved me thousands of pounds worth of councilling!
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(Original post by s.ahmad3)
i found this on the internet a while back. A novel way to say shut up:

Shut up before I wire your eyeballs to a defibrillator; set the voltage to Kill, and smile as you go flying around the flashing coop like a beheaded multicolored, fire-farting chicken before collapsing conveniently at my feet so I can piss-out the flames and feed the remains of your fried gimp carcass to the pigs.

just thought id share, if you havnt seen it already
yes. thank you.
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(Original post by Sasha D)
my god! *throws arms around ZJuwelH - her hero*
uve just saved me thousands of pounds worth of councilling!
Err well thank you <attempts to release before Infinity sees this>

But did I say I wasn't going to charge
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Err well thank you <attempts to release before Infinity sees this>

But did I say I wasn't going to charge
lol
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I used to know somebody who called people 'a paralysed piece of poo'....in their defence, it was a rather long time ago when we were very little! It didn't really work though, they just got laughed at, which kinda defeated the point really...
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Everyone spells my name wrong, even now, my godmother spells it wrong for goodness sake. I'm only 13 I can't help it if I'm not as good at spelling as an 17 year old, can I?
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I usually have an insult of the week: this week its 'mollusc.' Once someone gave me the insult 'eggplant,' as in 'you useless eggplant!'
Calling people lowly forms of animal and vegetable, I find, always amuses and offends.
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"You fight like a dairy farmer!"
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(Original post by Harry Potter)
"You fight like a dairy farmer!"
My left testicle makes more sense to be on this earth than you do. (Not you Harry Potter, I just clicked on the wrong 'reply' button) hehe
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My standard insult: "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries".
i fart in your general direction
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Most of these insults are rubbish, the key to insulting people, is not to go overboard, so saying stuff like:

'You're such a <insert word here>' is the best approach, the best words are, ********, ******, stupid ****.

Sarcasm works a treat too
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The doctors will ask how this (INSERT OBJECT HERE) got there!

Sugested objects:
Chair
Boot
Mime artist
Tree
Hammer
Desk
Whatever is in your hand
Whatever is in their hand
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im lost
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(Original post by Custard)
I'm clare and we will clear one thing up its CLARE not clair. I hate my name been spelt wrong!
hey claire. sorry lol my sisters is clare an hates it spelt wrong too. hang on.,.. custard! u theif!!!!!

but then again, must mean my name is good if soemone else wants it yaaaaay! hi!
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