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Here's a few I use:

1. If I wanted to talk to you then I would start a conversation, but I haven't so f**k off.
2. No wonder no one likes you.
3. No wonder your mum tried to abort you.
4. Oh yes, you are unique - just like everyone else.

I have loads of em but my brain seems to have dissolved, will think for a while and get back to you!
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looking in a dictionary the other day and saw the word "GOB****E" fantastic insult

"you little gob****e"
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http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/insult.html

Thats where i get most of mine from.

My fave is "You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified."
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You lingering buffalo testical, always a fav lol
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Inbread ****lick
Numbnuts
Sorry I can't hear through your sqwaking voice go home and hit puberty
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Inbread ****lick
lol now theres an insult to the local inbreads in the nx town...
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lol now theres an insult to the local inbreads in the nx town...
It's not their fault their not plastic hun
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Total F**ktard.
Frickin pissant.
Cockbite *******.
Bucket ass.
Spunk face.
Cheeseating monkey.
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Apparently no-one has played Monkey Island.
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Apparently no-one has played Monkey Island.
Years ago.
About year 3. It rocks, but I lost the disks. Know where I can get it.
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Years ago.
About year 3. It rocks, but I lost the disks. Know where I can get it.
what was monkey island?

back to insults,revealing to someone they were an accident would always be a winner. I know someone who had done something really bad and while his mum was full rant she accidentally told him that he was an accident and said she never wanted a 4th child in the first place. As you can imagine that didn't go down to well.
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(Original post by pal_sch)
Years ago.
About year 3. It rocks, but I lost the disks. Know where I can get it.
I'm pretty sure you can download it from one of these old dos games sites but ScummVM wouldn't work so you'd probably need a dos emulator.
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I can't find it anywhere online, but will keep looking.

It was the hillarious first game by Lucas Arts. Think Pratchett with pirates and mini-games. I first played Monkey Island 2 and got addicted for the best part of a year, despite being too young to get half the jokes. The spitting contest was my favourite part.
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