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The need to pee

Why is it that sometimes after masterbation/sex I get an uncontrolable need to pee without actually being able to? It can be quite painful! I found the only way to get rid of it is to drink as much water as possible and visit the toilet every couple of mins
Reply 1
haha 90% of the time after masturbation i need to go :biggrin: and sometimes it doesnt come out, but i just wait Really long and it eventually does.
Reply 2
yeah i always feel the need to wee as well...
Reply 3
its because sperm and urine can't pass through the urethra at the same time, thus you have to wait for the brain to realise it no longer needs to shag women but to release urine.
AnonGuy2005
Why is it that sometimes after masterbation/sex I get an uncontrolable need to pee without actually being able to? It can be quite painful! I found the only way to get rid of it is to drink as much water as possible and visit the toilet every couple of mins

Me too. i think its a mechanism to stop your tubes blocking with goo, as when i go toilet before hand and then have a w*nk then go to bed i have a pee in the mornin i get twin shooters and it pis*es all over the bathroom :p:
it has to do with pressure on the bladder. particularly if youve had g spot stimulation
Reply 6
LOL this reminds me, sometimes when i need to urinate after ejaculation the urine sprays out as if i'm ejaculating, and it goes all over the place! i think its because the tubes are still in sex-mode so the orifice in tighter for ejaculation?
If you're a guy i don't know, but for a girl, pressure on the G.spot also exerts pressure on the bladder and that is why us girls get it.
Reply 8
This does not occur. You'all have a weak bladder connected to your pleasure centres ... somehow.
filly
Me too. i think its a mechanism to stop your tubes blocking with goo, as when i go toilet before hand and then have a w*nk then go to bed i have a pee in the mornin i get twin shooters and it pis*es all over the bathroom :p:


LMAO!!!

Also, if you actually can go just after ejaculation...OOOWWWWW!!! It's the worst pain *EVER* :eek: !
Dekota
This does not occur. You'all have a weak bladder connected to your pleasure centres ... somehow.


i need to pee as well n i haven't got a weak bladder silly :p: it happens to everyone
filly
Me too. i think its a mechanism to stop your tubes blocking with goo, as when i go toilet before hand and then have a w*nk then go to bed i have a pee in the mornin i get twin shooters and it pis*es all over the bathroom :p:


yeah there's nothing like a sidewinder is there? i find that in this case the only option is to adopt the female pose.
This does not occur. You'all have a weak bladder connected to your pleasure centres ... somehow.


its perfectly normal. im more worried that you havent experienced it! Maybe you arent hitting the right spots!
gt@vetschool
yeah there's nothing like a sidewinder is there? i find that in this case the only option is to adopt the female pose.


Agreed :wink:
Reply 14
I can go but it doesnt feel like i can go properly, like there is some pee trapped at the end of my knob or something?
Reply 15
what ? females too ?
Duck and Cover
LMAO!!!

Also, if you actually can go just after ejaculation...OOOWWWWW!!! It's the worst pain *EVER* :eek: !


You've obviously not had someone jam their finger up your backside whilst engaged in "the act" then have you? Actually come to think of it, that wasn't really the worst pain in the world after all.

appendicitis wins i reckon.
gt@vetschool
You've obviously not had someone jam their finger up your backside whilst engaged in "the act" then have you? Actually come to think of it, that wasn't really the worst pain in the world after all.

appendicitis wins i reckon.


Ahahahaha. Think she (??) was trying to tell you comething?
DanGrover
Ahahahaha. Think she (??) was trying to tell you comething?


No.




She was trying to find my prostate.




The dirty B**ch.
gt@vetschool
No.




She was trying to find my prostate.




The dirty B**ch.


Well that really is not the way to do it... :rolleyes: