Sexually frustrated male. Bored of masturbating. What to do?

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Reply 40

Anonymous #3

Whoow
HOLD your horses everyone - is "owl city" a male or female?

fleshlight?

Original post by Anonymous

Whoow
HOLD your horses everyone - is "owl city" a male or female?

Does the title not state the sex? :rolleyes:

Reply 43

maton_91

Have sex with '10 million Fireflies'

Reply 44

Pindar

Original post by owl city

i dont masturbate that frequently. once every 4 or 5 days on average. i have tried more often and less often but it doesnt help at all.

i am sexually frustrated and want a girl to have sex with. 20 and a virgin. its not my virginity i care about (i could not care less if first time sex is special). its more that i want some sex rather than wanting to lose my virginity. its getting rather frustrating now.

i will not pay for sex before people make that suggestion.

You could try a fleshlight, or maybe a sex doll? I don't know I'm fresh out of ideas.

I have learned to lucid dream and I've managed to have threesomes and orgasm, if you have some determination it's basically a virtual reality you can have every night.

Reply 45

Orwell

So you want someone to have sex with, but your a virgin, and want to lose it to "someone special." Only way around it is to either wait until you find said entity, or just get it over with, preferably with somebody who is you know, nice and pretty, if not the love of your life, and then you have the rest of your life to fall in love.

Reply 46

FormerlyFrisbeeFan

Either masturbate some more, or find a girlfriend. There isn't really much else to suggest, is there?

Reply 47

Master.K

Original post by bananaterracottapie

stick your dick up a vacuum cleaner?

LOOOOOOOL!!! :rofl:

Reply 48

Sifr

Take up s&m?
I suggest:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-rape_device

Reply 49

I'm_Unsafe.

If you promise to text me back when I proposition you then atm I'm willing to take care of your problem.

Damn boys. Who ignores the opportunity for NSA sex? (Rhetorical question)

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(edited 13 years ago)

Reply 50

i.student

Original post by I'm_Unsafe.

If you promise to text me back when I proposition you then atm I'm willing to take care of your problem.

Damn boys. Who ignores the opportunity for NSA sex? (Rhetorical question)

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nsa sex is for james bond. most want more than that. a good post though.

Reply 51

lightburns

Original post by Yawn11

I have a solution... But it takes a lot of confidence, dedication and involves a lot risks, the main one being prison.

I'm not allowed to pos rep you because I've pos repped you too recently.

So you'll have to make do with knowing you made me :lol:

Reply 52

michaelawood

prostitute? haha jokes. i know someone that lost their virginity to a prostitute and man do they regret it! ... not that they can remember much of it :smile:

haha

Reply 53

AntiMonarchist

give george michael a call after he gets out o the slammer.
you might wanna leave it 48 hours or so, give him time to recover.

Reply 54

Drumzilla

go to big student city, get wasted, find girl (2 points below you just to be safe), get her equally wasted, job done.

Reply 55

michaelawood

Original post by Anonymous

Whoow
HOLD your horses everyone - is "owl city" a male or female?

are you aware it says 'sexually frustrated male' ?? :smile:

Try a Bagel

1) Don't be a nerd
2) Repeat rule one
3) Get out more
4) Repeat rule one

Reply 58

owl city

lots of replies! i will answer a couple on the last page.

Original post by I'm_Unsafe.

If you promise to text me back when I proposition you then atm I'm willing to take care of your problem.

Damn boys. Who ignores the opportunity for NSA sex? (Rhetorical question)

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Spoiler

are you being serious? :biggrin: