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(Original post by mkb230)
Have you discovered yourself yet, if no then get a box of tissues, go on any decent porn website and masturabate vigorously until your balls swell up to the size of a football.
Do you do that all weekends? You are quite weird.
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(Original post by gleamingsun)
Do you do that all weekends? You are quite weird.
Nope, this was merely a suggestion.
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(Original post by mkb230)
Nope, this was merely a suggestion.
Liar! I know you are ****ing right now. Stop it!!
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(Original post by gleamingsun)
Liar! I know you are ****ing right now. Stop it!!
Yeah you're right. It's the second time I have bashed one out in an hour but only because you're so sexy. I can't help it.
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(Original post by Psyk)
Or he's the one that was sleeping with her. Although judging by his posts that seems unlikely.
noone has slept with her at all other than me. GUARANTEED.
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Rent a few a films from the 'world cinema' section. I recommend such titles as:

Lawrence of A-labia
Das Butt
In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon
Diddle-Her on the Roof
Sorest Rump
Will-He Bonk-Ya In The Chocolate Factory
The Rawshank Infection.


Or maybe you could choose a nice series box-set like 'The SoPornos' or 'The Big Bang Gang Theory'.

Then, grab a moist towel and find a comfy seat and enjoy yourself.

Bish, bash thus consequently: bosh.
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(Original post by SoulfulBoy)
Break the swear filter and write what you want to write because I don't know what the astheriscs mean.
Can you save the witty comments until you can spell?

Something to practice while you're banned?
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I hate the OP. No kidding. I want him to die. SoulfulBoy you must die soon.
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