St Andrews - Ask A Current Student Thread

yodude888

No, but if they heard my jokes they probably would try.

Why don't women need to know how to drive? There's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Reply 3782

crushoftheyear

Sophie C/anyone else do you know anything about McIntosh? I don't really know much apart from what I've seen on the website etc. and am v.confused about where I want to live, it's my aim to finally get it sorted this weekend!

Reply 3783

Deadmau5

Ah, didn't see the sig.

That's a shame, you were unequivocally the most irritating thing about referring to TSR for advice regarding my university application, given your pollution of the Oxford boards...I felt nothing but relief when you were rejected pre-interview, although it now seems I haven't escaped you after all.

Anyway, hopefully you're less annoying in person or we don't ever meet. :smile:

o_O
Did you get rejected from Oxford? XD

Reply 3784

M_E_X

o_O
Did you get rejected from Oxford? XD

haha yes bc as great as i'm sure st andys is i would not rejected oxford for it

Reply 3785

sophie_c

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crushoftheyear

Sophie C/anyone else do you know anything about McIntosh? I don't really know much apart from what I've seen on the website etc. and am v.confused about where I want to live, it's my aim to finally get it sorted this weekend!

I'm fraid I don't know much about McIntosh... I've been in once, and must admit I didn't like it inside as much as Uni Hall, but then it's in a great location, and obv it's the people that make the place! I think pretty much all the rooms (esp those for freshers are shared...

Sorry, can;t shed light on chattan rly :s-smilie:

Reply 3786

Deadmau5

Why don't women need to know how to drive? There's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Yeah but that joke is old and ****.

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The above is not representative of yodude888's views.

Reply 3787

Deadmau5

haha yes bc as great as i'm sure st andys is i would not rejected oxford for it

Doh. You don't seem like a very nice chap tbh :/.
Good luck with your exams anyway :smile:

James

Reply 3788

M_E_X

Doh. You don't seem like a very nice chap tbh :/.
Good luck with your exams anyway :smile:

James

Aw, I thought I was the designated "****" of the applicants this year :frown:

Reply 3789

yodude888

Aw, I thought I was the designated "****" of the applicants this year :frown:

Don't worry, being a runner up is still good! :p:

Reply 3790

M_E_X

Don't worry, being a runner up is still good! :p:

2nd place just means that I'm the first loser of the competition :rolleyes:

Wait, but if I'm the first loser, then did I win at losing?!

*brain explodes due to apparent paradox*

Reply 3791

****? These jokes are all exactly the same anyway...

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.

Why do women have short feet? So they can stand closer to the oven.

What's the worst thing about finding your wife in bed with another woman? Who's in the kitchen?

Why hasn't a woman ever gone to the moon? It doesn't need cleaning yet.

What should you do when your dishwasher stops working? Hit her and tell her to get back to work.

How do you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Reply 3792

M_E_X

Doh. You don't seem like a very nice chap tbh :/.
Good luck with your exams anyway :smile:

James

Thank you, I try...and I have an uncondtional.

Reply 3793

Deadmau5

Thank you, I try...and I have an uncondtional.

Ohh, cool. What are you studying/where are you hoping to stay?

Reply 3794

Deadmau5

****? These jokes are all exactly the same anyway...

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.

Why do women have short feet? So they can stand closer to the oven.

What's the worst thing about finding your wife in bed with another woman? Who's in the kitchen?

Why hasn't a woman ever gone to the moon? It doesn't need cleaning yet.

What should you do when your dishwasher stops working? Hit her and tell her to get back to work.

How do you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

For my wife's last birthday I paid for her to have 10 sessions with a personal trainer.

Now when I say "heel!" she does as she's told.

I have the feeling we're going to get along well :rolleyes:

Reply 3795

M_E_X

Ohh, cool. What are you studying/where are you hoping to stay?

IR, and I applied for shared catered, it's gonna be one of the central ones so i'm not too bothered

Reply 3796

Deadmau5

IR, and I applied for shared catered, it's gonna be one of the central ones so i'm not too bothered

It won't necessarily be a central one I think - I mean New Hall and Uni Hall both do shared catered, and they're not central. Plus you're not always guaranteed to get what you applied for! :p:

You'll probably be ok though :smile:

See you in September!
James

Reply 3797

Alexandra1234567

15

oh man
whatever innocence was left in me is now ruined by the ann summers party i am home from :s-smilie:

Reply 3798