M = ExM-y/2xyz

E = Gravity
X = Friction
Y = Friciton 2
M = Mass
Z = MAN

Therefore

M = ExM-y/2xyz
Z=ExM-y/2xyM
Z = 2 x 14 -7 x 0/2 x 0 1
= 21 x 0 = 0/0.2
=0

0 = Nilch, Null. YOU DO NOT EXIST!

Reply 31

Johnny 5

Aristogeiton

That's impossible, I'm not getting into a philosophical argument about it because it's impossible to prove.

Much easier to prove the Holocaust existed, of course. The skeletons give quite a bit away. Unless they didn't exist. And yes, if none of us do exist, perhaps there was no Holocaust? Perhaps Hitler wasn't that bad after all, given that in a state of non-existence it's hard to be evil? Not like he was hurting anybody.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to walk through my front wall, prove black is white and 2+2=5, and get myself killed on the next zebra crossing.

Reply 32

Aristogeiton

Anonymous

Much easier to prove the Holocaust existed, of course. The skeletons give quite a bit away. Unless they didn't exist. And yes, if none of us do exist, perhaps there was no Holocaust? Perhaps Hitler wasn't that bad after all, given that in a state of non-existence it's hard to be evil? Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to walk through my front wall, prove black is white and 2+2=5, and get myself killed on the next zebra crossing.

6million jewish skeletons have been found? When was this? Could provide me of a picture of this new discovery please?

Reply 33

Johnny 5

Aristogeiton

6million jewish skeletons have been found? When was this? Could provide me of a picture of this new discovery please?

Can you give me a picture of them not being found?

Ah, I should've taken Philosophy.

Reply 34

Aristogeiton

Anonymous

Can you give me a picture of them not being found?

Well yes, actually:

http://www.officeodyssey.com/images/trenches.gif

Although the fact that no evidence of millions of skeletons despite numerous searches has been found, does rather point to the fact that perhaps there isn't millions of skeletons.

Reply 35

Johnny 5

No, no. You misunderstand me.
What you have there is a picture of no skeletons being found. What I need is a picture of six million skeletons, not being found.

Reply 36

Aristogeiton

no, I assure you, that's a picture of 6 million skeletons not being found - the ones that you can see not being found in the foreground number 4 million, and the ones not being found in the background make up the other 2 million.

Reply 37

Mad Vlad

Anonymous

No, no. You misunderstand me.
What you have there is a picture of no skeletons being found. What I need is a picture of six million skeletons, not being found.