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The Eiffel Tower and Blackpool Tower are exactly the same structure - somebody phones me everyday and asks which of the two locations I am most likely to visit that day. This enables them to place the only tower in the correct place. I have only caught them out once, telling them I quite liked the idea of swimming in turds surrounded by people who couldn't speak english and who smelt of rancid cheese. The duplicity of this answer gave me enough time to sneak just south of Birmingham, where the tower is held on those days when I say I'm not going out at all
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(Original post by fishpaste)
The Eiffel Tower and Blackpool Tower are exactly the same structure - somebody phones me everyday and asks which of the two locations I am most likely to visit that day. This enables them to place the only tower in the correct place. I have only caught them out once, telling them I quite liked the idea of swimming in turds surrounded by people who couldn't speak english and who smelt of rancid cheese. The duplicity of this answer gave me enough time to sneak just south of Birmingham, where the tower is held on those days when I say I'm not going out at all
does that make sense to anyone else?
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(Original post by ShOcKzZ)
does that make sense to anyone else?
someone's had too much puff the magic dragon.
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it makes sense to me, maybe that should be worrying
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(Original post by ShOcKzZ)
does that make sense to anyone else?
some of it !!!
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it makes sense to me, maybe that should be worrying
It does make sence in its own surreal way, but on an extrasemantic level its a load of garbage.
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Bah the guy's is either high on some dodgy weed or is running around wacked out on Scooby Snacks
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:confused: and the prize for totally meaningless thread goes to...
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(Original post by ShOcKzZ)
does that make sense to anyone else?
the first line makes sense... then it goes just totally random.

lou xxx
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(Original post by fishpaste)
The Eiffel Tower and Blackpool Tower are exactly the same structure - somebody phones me everyday and asks which of the two locations I am most likely to visit that day. This enables them to place the only tower in the correct place. I have only caught them out once, telling them I quite liked the idea of swimming in turds surrounded by people who couldn't speak english and who smelt of rancid cheese. The duplicity of this answer gave me enough time to sneak just south of Birmingham, where the tower is held on those days when I say I'm not going out at all
So it all depends on you, they put it where ever you say you want to go... cool!
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(Original post by fishpaste)
The Eiffel Tower and Blackpool Tower are exactly the same structure - somebody phones me everyday and asks which of the two locations I am most likely to visit that day. This enables them to place the only tower in the correct place. I have only caught them out once, telling them I quite liked the idea of swimming in turds surrounded by people who couldn't speak english and who smelt of rancid cheese. The duplicity of this answer gave me enough time to sneak just south of Birmingham, where the tower is held on those days when I say I'm not going out at all
I think I get it - you saying theres some conspiracy and they are both the same, and someone rings you and asks you if you are going to France or Blackpool, and depending on your answer they move the tower?

....Wierd :confused:
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When I first read it I thought I must be thick becuase I could not understand it.
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Makes perfect sense to me though i am rather crazy!
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When I first read it I thought I must be thick becuase I could not understand it.
how do you feel having read it a few times more - i think i might be getting thicker just reading it and ... what was i saying ... lost my trail of thou...
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The Penguins Are Stealing My Sanity!!
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