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Funniest thing today

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What's the funniest thing that's happened to you today? It could be a joke you heard, something that happened, anything really, just spread the happiness!!

Reply 1

leona

12

Mine is just one of those things that when you repeat is greeted with silence and a unnerving glance around the room......

Reply 2

~Bex~

OP

14

aww come on lol, share with the group!

Reply 3

maximusmak

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~Bex~

What's the funniest thing that's happened to you today? It could be a joke you heard, something that happened, anything really, just spread the happiness!!

listening to u, its better than gettin high, haha.

Reply 4

gt@vetschool

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The funniest thing that happened to me today was when i logged on to tsr this morning at 10.55 and was the only person on here.

Shows just what a fabulous day i've had :dong:

Reply 5

Fluent in Lies

2

I have been on solidly from 8:35

:confused:

Reply 6

Gem

14

Well it's not so much funny but embaressing, I'll tell you people on TSR though :smile:

My mate was bored and doing a crossword, this is the conversation...

Him: I'm stuck
Me: What's the clue
Him: What do elver become, 4 letters, starting in 'e'
Me: Elfs

5 second silence

Him: (looking at my funny) Did you just say elfs?
Me: Yeahnnnnoo

OMG I'm so thick :blushing:

Reply 7

gt@vetschool

10

Gem

Well it's not so much funny but embaressing, I'll tell you people on TSR though :smile:

My mate was bored and doing a crossword, this is the conversation...

Him: I'm stuck
Me: What's the clue
Him: What do elver become, 4 letters, starting in 'e'
Me: Elfs

5 second silence

Him: (looking at my funny) Did you just say elfs?
Me: Yeahnnnnoo

OMG I'm so thick :blushing:

hehehe i guess he figured out it was eels??

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Fluent in Lies

I have been on solidly from 8:35

:confused:

well thats a bit odd but it definately said i was the only one there :confused:

Reply 8

Fleffzilla

3

Reading a book entitled "The rudest place names in the world", whilst OFSTED were walking around a few metres away from us.
*wonders how many won't be censored on TSR*
Climax, ****, Bumpass, Minge, Moist, Bottom, Sexmoan, Wankener, Gisum, Mianus, Seymen... And it goes on.

The funniest bit though:
Mate: "I'm going there on my honeymoon."
Me: "Where?"
Mate: "Climax."
Me: "You're going to Climax on your honeymoon?"
Mate: "Yeah, either there or sexmoan. Probably going to Climax though."
Me: "Good for you. Though I'd have thought that'd be expected."
Mate: "Not for 2 weeks it wouldn't."

The hardest bit of that conversation was to not burst into laughter, seeing as we were meant to be studying, and OFSTED people weren't that far away...

*previews* Ooooh, only one censored.

Reply 9

Clairehayz

5

I had a fight with my brother, he threw my favourite hairclip (it smashed into pieces) so I stabbed his football with scissors and popped it, at this point he went absolutely mad and started thrashing his arms at me tryin to punch me! I found this incredibly funny as he didn't hit me once and I just put my arms round him and squeezed him until he'd calmed down. I couldn't stop laughing which made him even more annoyed!!

Reply 10

Gem

14

Fleff

Reading a book entitled "The rudest place names in the world", whilst OFSTED were walking around a few metres away from us.
*wonders how many won't be censored on TSR*
Climax, ****, Bumpass, Minge, Moist, Bottom, Sexmoan, Wankener, Gisum, Mianus, Seymen... And it goes on.

The funniest bit though:
Mate: "I'm going there on my honeymoon."
Me: "Where?"
Mate: "Climax."
Me: "You're going to Climax on your honeymoon?"
Mate: "Yeah, either there or sexmoan. Probably going to Climax though."
Me: "Good for you. Though I'd have thought that'd be expected."
Mate: "Not for 2 weeks it wouldn't."

The hardest bit of that conversation was to not burst into laughter, seeing as we were meant to be studying, and OFSTED people weren't that far away...

*previews* Ooooh, only one censored.

Haha! Have you seen that Jackass episode when Johnny Knoxville goes to Mianus? He's asking these peope that live there...

Do the sewers in Mianus smell?
Does anyone famous live in Mianus?
Wow Whoopi Goldberg lives in Mianus, I never knew that!
There are lot of famous people in Mianus?
I have a truck in Mianus?

Hehe makes me laugh as the people who he's interviewing just don't get it!

Reply 11

Fleffzilla

3

Gem

Haha! Have you seen that Jackass episode when Johnny Knoxville goes to Mianus? He's asking these peope that live there...

Do the sewers in Mianus smell?
Does anyone famous live in Mianus?
Wow Whoopi Goldberg lives in Mianus, I never knew that!
There are lot of famous people in Mianus?
I have a truck in Mianus?

Hehe makes me laugh as the people who he's interviewing just don't get it!

Hehehe, yeah, I saw that... Still doesn't beat the "I'm going to Climax on my honeymoon" though :wink:

Reply 12

anycon

11

Fluent in Lies

I have been on solidly from 8:35

:confused:

Now that is bad.

Reply 13

Emerald

1

Fleff

Reading a book entitled "The rudest place names in the world", whilst OFSTED were walking around a few metres away from us.
*wonders how many won't be censored on TSR*
Climax, ****, Bumpass, Minge, Moist, Bottom, Sexmoan, Wankener, Gisum, Mianus, Seymen... And it goes on.

The funniest bit though:
Mate: "I'm going there on my honeymoon."
Me: "Where?"
Mate: "Climax."
Me: "You're going to Climax on your honeymoon?"
Mate: "Yeah, either there or sexmoan. Probably going to Climax though."
Me: "Good for you. Though I'd have thought that'd be expected."
Mate: "Not for 2 weeks it wouldn't."

The hardest bit of that conversation was to not burst into laughter, seeing as we were meant to be studying, and OFSTED people weren't that far away...

*previews* Ooooh, only one censored.

Reply 14

Fleffzilla

3

Fluent in Lies

I have been on solidly from 8:35

:confused:

Do you have your status set to invisible? Because if you have, they aren't a sub, so wouldn't notice you...

Reply 15

Gem

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Fleff

Hehehe, yeah, I saw that... Still doesn't beat the "I'm going to Climax on my honeymoon" though :wink:

Nah you're right it doesn't! What makes it even better is the inspectors going round :biggrin:

Reply 16

Fleffzilla

3

Gem

Nah you're right it doesn't! What makes it even better is the inspectors going round :biggrin:

It was a classic moment. All day my teachers have been doing everything they're supposed to (all apart from my biology teacher putting a stool on the desk and then sitting on it, his head was nearly touching the ceiling - would have laughed if OFSTED had walked in then! :rofl:

) and there we are reading dirty place names out of a book... We got some weird looks off some people though :s:

Reply 17

twiga

15

Having the worst driving lesson possible (including going through a red light, messing up a roudabout and the worst reversing round a corner you could wish for).... Then going on to pass my driving test :rofl:

Reply 18

leona

12

OK, I'm gonna need a copy of this book!