Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany

Random Chuck Fact Generator

This and this alone was worthy of my first thread :tongue:

For anyone who hasn't seen it yet.

If you don't know who Chuck Norris is, it'll be fairly meaningless...His films are comedy gold.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

..and so on.

Reply 1

OppressedMass

13

what?

Reply 2

username9303

3

Lol those 'facts' are very funny.

Reply 3

Feef

OP

1

OppressedMass

what?

As I said, you have to know Chuck Norris. The ultimate American action hero, master of everything, whole cdan make people explode just by looking at them. Sort of.

Edit / Maybe "appreciate", rather than "know"..

Reply 4

yo-less

2

Feef!

I demand that you change your username at once!*erects banners in protest*

Reply 5

Reply 6

Feef

Random Chuck Fact Generator

This and this alone was worthy of my first thread :tongue:

For anyone who hasn't seen it yet.

If you don't know who Chuck Norris is, it'll be fairly meaningless...His films are comedy gold.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

..and so on.

Texas Ranger, the best comedy since Seventh Heaven

Reply 7

Feef

OP

1

yo-less

Feef!

I demand that you change your username at once!*erects banners in protest*

Shush

I've had this argument before. I've used feef for years - I even own feef.co.uk damnit :biggrin:

(Not that I've fixed it since my host died a death)

Reply 8

Segat1

16

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

hehehe

Reply 9

Feefifofum

16

Feef

Shush

I've had this argument before. I've used feef for years - I even own feef.co.uk damnit :biggrin:

(Not that I've fixed it since my host died a death)

Please fix it, that's amaaaazing! :biggrin:

Reply 10

SuperhansFavouriteAlsatian

Haha, same site as the Vin Diesel ones too.

I love the Conan O'Brien things with him. "Walker Texas Ranger lever!"

Reply 11

the bear

20

i love Chuck Morris...he is like Arnie but with cognitive dissonance

Reply 12

SamTheMan

17

Feef

As I said, you have to know Chuck Norris. The ultimate American action hero, master of everything, whole cdan make people explode just by looking at them. Sort of.

Edit / Maybe "appreciate", rather than "know"..

Canadian

sorry Feef :redface:

Reply 13

SamTheMan

17

United States President George W. Bush has stated that Norris is his favorite actor.

Chuck's persona is mocked at The Random Chuck Norris Fact Generator, which features such "facts" as "To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer, Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong."

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany

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