Pumps which absolutely STINK

Ive just got back from a night out (havent been drinking) and cannot stop pumping, but its literally making my eyes water. For the past few days I've noticed that my pumps have an absolutely horrible smell, its worse than normal people, its just so strong and evil.

I havent changed my diet recently and I have quite a healthy diet.

The smell is kind of like boiled eggs, sewage, cabbage, rotting meat and a whole host of other stuff mixed together and multiplied by 1000. I know that they are not meant to smell like flowers or a bakery baking delicate bread, but Im really worried it could mean something isnt right on the inside.

Help me guys please!!

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Reply 1

Fleece

1) dont EVER call them pumps again. I thought you were talking about smelly trainers ffs.

2) go see a doctor.

Reply 2

always + forever

do you mean your poo smells odd? (who the **** calls them pumps?!?!?!)

uhhh... if so, have u eaten anything spicey? or alternatively, anything u haven't tried before? that could cause it

if not, just ride it out and buy some air freshner?

Reply 3

Bis

probably ate something off recently

Reply 4

What's Chico Time Precious?

Hehehe, 'pumps' ! :smile:

Love it.

Reply 5

Freckles

Oh my god, I was thinking this was about shoes, too :rolleyes:

lol

Reply 6

MNBStyle

Anne*UK*06

Oh my god, I was thinking this was about shoes, too :rolleyes:

lol

I thought it was a thread about a dodgy underground sewage system

Reply 7

Sarky

I thought you had dodgy smelling shoes. Go to a pharmacy and ask for charcol. It works.

Reply 8

foreverlost

Well would you rather I said 'farts' ? Then I would have been called a kid. Whats another way to say pump? It was the best word I could think of.

Reply 9

MNBStyle

foreverlost

Well would you rather I said 'farts' ? Then I would have been called a kid. Whats another way to say pump? It was the best word I could think of.

your wind??

Reply 10

foreverlost

Thats a bit too formal.... pumps is a nice way of saying it I reckon. Pumpy pumpy all night long!Thanks guys xx

Reply 11

Bdarnell

foreverlost

Thats a bit too formal.... pumps is a nice way of saying it I reckon. Pumpy pumpy all night long!Thanks guys xx

pumps

Reply 12

Pink Sparkles

I thought you had dodgy smelling shoes

pumps...

pumps!!

I thought it meant shoes as well....

You've probably got an upset stomach.As long as they are silent you can get away with doing it in a public place...so long as you are with more than one other person so you can all blame it on each other and no one will ever know!