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WarmEye
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Well ever since I moved from canada to london I found it much easier to get laid. And my mum lives in a place full of what you guys call 'chavs' and thats how i met my girlfriend. We had sex straight away and now it's more of a sex on a regular rather than a relationship.

But she thinks we are in love, and told me she wants a baby. And the thing is, she knows where my mother lives and I think if i break it up she'll actually terrorise my house with her friends and brothers

I'm actually fearing for my health because of her, how can I break it up without making her feel bad?
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i really thought this was a post by my bf over me
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take her to macdonalds and buy her a posh meal (big mac and fries - LARGE) then break it to her over a mcflurry. i think she'll be ok.
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(Original post by helpnowplease)
i really thought this was a post by my bf over me
Why are my Firm and Insurance the same as yours?!
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Act like a bigger chav than the chavs themselves - it's the only way...
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Don't bathe, she may just dump you
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(Original post by Bellissima)
take her to macdonalds and buy her a posh meal (big mac and fries - LARGE) then break it to her over a mcflurry. i think she'll be ok.
OK, can i please have serious replies, the chav jokes have been constantly abused and recycled by the tsr community...
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I smell a troll.
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you just need to give her a baby so she can sponge off benefits. she doesnt want you, she wants the tax payers money. stop being so arrogant.
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Looks like its baby making time for you, mate.
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Tell your mother this weird girl has a crush on you, you rejected her, and now she's holding a grudge. Any negative rumour she spreads about you won't be taken seriously. Discredit her person before she talks to your mother.
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Don't bathe, she may just dump you
She's a chav, why would she dump him if he smelled?

(not sure if "smelled" is in the English dictionary )
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Get her to dump you.

(Original post by WarmEye)
she'll actually terrorise my house with her friends and brothers
LOLOLOL
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Tell her that you're infertile. She'll ditch you because she wants a baby.
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(Original post by shamim2k9)
She's a chav, why would she dump him if he smelled?

(not sure if "smelled" is in the English dictionary )
British English or American English dictionary? :confused:
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Shag her but don't *** inside her (pretend you have), then a few weeks later say you visited the docs ad were diagnosed with "slow sperm" so you can't have kids. If you still shag her afterward stick to facials.
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Tell her that you're infertile. She'll ditch you because she wants a baby.
Good suggestion.
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(Original post by daedalos)
British English or American English dictionary? :confused:
Both.
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(Original post by shamim2k9)
Both.
Hate to burst your bubble but smelled is a verb according to Oxford English Dictionary 2011.
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Pay your best mate to tell you in front of her that the two of them have been having an affair and punch your mate. Make sure to pay him £100+ though. Break up with the girl saying shes a **** etc..

She'll probably go after your mate though lol.
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