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    there's a gay friend of mine who keeps trying it on with me, cos he's bored and horny apparently lol

    anyway, I find it hilarious how he thinks and tries to convince me by saying

    "I'm horny, and I am sure you are horny too. What difference does it make if you are getting a blowjob from a girl or a guy? or if the ass is a guy or a girls"

    He really doesn't get it lol that they are completely different things.

    How can I explain it to him any clearer?
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    Maybe he's taking the piss.
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    (Original post by Lewroll)
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    Lol
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    woah :lolwut:
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    (Original post by Lewroll)
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    lol I'm serious.

    He keeps asking me if I've decided to become bi yet lol and I am like NO!!! he's convinced there's a hidden bi behind every man lol

    and I mean I don't mind it, cos he is funny otherwise just want him to shut up about it and he can't seem to understand why I don't want to do it.
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    How can I explain it to him any clearer?

    Make a power point.
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    (Original post by smbc)
    lol I'm serious.

    He keeps asking me if I've decided to become bi yet lol and I am like NO!!! he's convinced there's a hidden bi behind every man lol

    and I mean I don't mind it, cos he is funny otherwise just want him to shut up about it and he can't seem to understand why I don't want to do it.
    Tell him boys have cooties so you are afraid of them.
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    (Original post by smbc)
    there's a gay friend of mine who keeps trying it on with me, cos he's bored and horny apparently lol

    anyway, i find it hilarious how he thinks and tries to convince me by saying

    "i'm horny, and i am sure you are horny too. What difference does it make if you are getting a blowjob from a girl or a guy? Or if the ass is a guy or a girls"

    he really doesn't get it lol that they are completely different things.

    How can i explain it to him any clearer?
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    I thought this might be appropiate
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    (Original post by Yawn11)
    Make a power point.
    Draw him a diagram, then put it on a powerpoint. Everybody's happy! (Yawn11 and I are happy.)
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    (Original post by smbc)
    there's a gay friend of mine who keeps trying it on with me, cos he's bored and horny apparently lol

    anyway, I find it hilarious how he thinks and tries to convince me by saying

    "I'm horny, and I am sure you are horny too. What difference does it make if you are getting a blowjob from a girl or a guy? or if the ass is a guy or a girls"

    He really doesn't get it lol that they are completely different things.

    How can I explain it to him any clearer?
    Ask him how he'd feel if a girl said that to him, surely he would be equally freaked out?
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    Perhaps get him in full ****** gear, you may really enjoy it.
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    Admit to him that you're gay then have ass-sex together in a shed.
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    Just tell him you want sexual and emotional attraction and you find neither in him, i'd never do that to someone...creep

    I hate gays like him
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    (Original post by super.teve)
    Just tell him you want sexual and emotional attraction and you find neither in him, i'd never do that to someone...creep

    I hate gays like him
    lol I don't mind him asking, it made me laugh rather than creep me out

    just he can't understand why I said no lol
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    (Original post by smbc)
    lol I'm serious.

    He keeps asking me if I've decided to become bi yet lol and I am like NO!!! he's convinced there's a hidden bi behind every man lol

    and I mean I don't mind it, cos he is funny otherwise just want him to shut up about it and he can't seem to understand why I don't want to do it.
    There is, the skill is figuring it out. I myself am a 4 pint Bi. Some are as little as two pint, and it can range right up to 8 pint.
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    (Original post by thecookiemonster)
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    I thought this might be appropiate
    When is that EVER appropriate? :pierre:
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    Tell him that you've turned gay.

    You just don't find him attractive.


    Many lolz will most certainly ensue.
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    (Original post by Instincts_2012)
    When is that EVER appropriate? :pierre:
    When explaining how badgers dance.
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    (Original post by assassin's_creed)
    When explaining how badgers dance.
    exactly.
 
 
 
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