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Reply 5320
^ has false teeth and a metal plate up his backside so he can get more feeling from his gay partner who puts it up there :redface:
^ Wishes they were a qwerty rocker with poiuyt's in their hair.
Reply 5322
^still belives santa is real, and that milk can dance *cough* drugs.
^doesn't exist
^ is a cantankerous, earwax-sniffing fool
Reply 5325
hyper-little-mushroom-men
^ is a cantankerous, earwax-sniffing fool


Hyper-little-mushroom-men has an avatar of the Teletubbies.
^has fetishes of the characters from bananas in pyjamas
^Has a pic that looks like Ned Kelly
^ buggered Prince Charles with a leek
^buggered a leek with prince charles
^Thinks she lives in my imagination, when she doesn't
^ you go to a finishing school. what kind of swan goes to a finishing school?

why must you do that?

WHY?

IS IT BECAUSE YOU ARE MAD AND INSANE AND CANNOT DO NORMAL SCHOOL?

(i am aware that you may have meant you are finishing at your high school, rather than at a finishing high school. but whatever.)
^ You take the time to read people's profiles, because you're too boring to make up insults off the top of your head!
^ is a hypocrite because she also read Kinight on Ni's profile. she believes herself to be boring when infact any swan that can use a computer is a rather exciting specimen.

Edit: oh ****. no she didn't. haha
^ Is a lier
^ is a gibbering nincompoop who's so constipated from her diet of engine grease and McDonalds' rejected burgers that she vomits up her own ****
^ is the product of an obese squid mating with a sea cucumber

(giving that intraspecies reproduction is possible :P)
Reply 5337
^ has a mideival fetish
^^ smells
^ is equivalent in worth to the pus exuded from a septic bum boil

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