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    (Original post by Totenkopf)
    You do know that boys who wet their beds end up with hairy dwarfs?


    ^ Fate shuns him and is married to a hairy dog.
    lol. I love my dog, but its purely a carer-pet relationship.

    ^ thou art a foul liar!
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    (Original post by -1984-)
    lol. I love my dog, but its purely a carer-pet relationship.
    lol that's what you like to say.

    (Original post by -1984-)
    ^ thou art a foul liar!
    How dare you call me a liar after you have confided in me your secret about little boys and beds. You are a rotten mouse who has been soaked in sperm - child sperm (if such thing existed).
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    (Original post by Totenkopf)
    How dare you call me a liar after you have confided in me your secret about little boys and beds. You are a rotten mouse who has been soaked in sperm - child sperm (if such thing existed).
    I think that was rather distasteful.

    ^ thou art distasteful pig!
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    Still smells of piss.
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    (Original post by icantthinkofacoolusername)
    Still smells of piss.
    ^ is high-maintenance.
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    ^^^
    Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
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    (Original post by Madémoisélle Charlotté)
    ^^^
    Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
    Seriously.

    Don't joke...

    Mind you don't need a date tonight 'cause I am a man.

    Is jealous of my manliness
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    ^^Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
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    ^ applies electrodes to genitals for sexual pleasure
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    (Original post by hyper-little-mushroom-men)
    ^ applies electrodes to genitals for sexual pleasure
    ^ is a toad!
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    ^ A deformed weasel (that can type!)
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    (Original post by kam)
    ^ A deformed weasel (that can type!)
    lol.

    ^ is a stalker, who smells really bad, which gives him away.
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    ^ smells of yoghurt who's sell by date was... 1984!!!
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    ^ is an unholy maggot, bulging with the weight of its own faeces that it ate earlier
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    ^ is... a weeble
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    Fool! That's a compliment!

    ^ wants to eat my faeces
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    ^ wants to rub her nose in, and role around in, my faeces for sexual pleasures
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    ^ won't let me roll around in her faeces


    :p:
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    ^ has fantasies about caterpillars
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    ^ has a maggot fetish and likes to feel them wriggling up inside her...




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