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    The crack team of bomb experts were called out to a post office in Petrozavodsk after receiving a call from a postal worker who had encountered a suspicious parcel emitting a ticking sound.

    A spokeswoman said: ‘The building was ringed by the security forces and people were evacuated.

    ‘In the package, the bomb squad found a vibrator.’ It seems the sex toy had turned itself on prior to reaching its addressee in the post.

    Russian police have been on high alert since the Domodedovo Airport suicide bombing in January. Fortunately this incident turned out to be a false alarm.
    Having been identified as erotic rather than explosive, the package will now be returned to the post office before being sent to its intended recipient.

    The news is reminiscent of a famous line in cult classic film Fight Club. Regarding a ticking package on the baggage carousel, an airport attendant says: 'Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... it's a dildo.'
    In other explosive weird news: Man uses live grenade as bookend, inevitable happens


    Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/858217-...#ixzz1GrKbnZ00
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    I feel that a joke should be easy to come by, but I can't think of anything.
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    Thats what she said.
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    In Soviet Russia, vibrator turn on you

    ... :P Cheesy?
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    (Original post by OceanInTheSky)
    I feel that a joke should be easy to come by, but I can't think of anything.
    It's going to bug me for the rest of the day trying to think of one >.<
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    (Original post by OceanInTheSky)
    I feel that a joke should be easy to come by, but I can't think of anything.
    I can't even find a funny photo... :cry2:
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    (Original post by Sushidelight)
    The crack team of bomb experts were called out to a post office in Petrozavodsk after receiving a call from a postal worker who had encountered a suspicious parcel emitting a ticking sound.

    A spokeswoman said: ‘The building was ringed by the security forces and people were evacuated.

    ‘In the package, the bomb squad found a vibrator.’ It seems the sex toy had turned itself on prior to reaching its addressee in the post.

    Russian police have been on high alert since the Domodedovo Airport suicide bombing in January. Fortunately this incident turned out to be a false alarm.
    Having been identified as erotic rather than explosive, the package will now be returned to the post office before being sent to its intended recipient.

    The news is reminiscent of a famous line in cult classic film Fight Club. Regarding a ticking package on the baggage carousel, an airport attendant says: 'Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... it's a dildo.'
    In other explosive weird news: Man uses live grenade as bookend, inevitable happens


    Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/858217-...#ixzz1GrKbnZ00
    and the award for the greatest thread title ever goes to...
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    (Original post by Tut.exe)
    In Soviet Russia, vibrator turn on you

    ... :P Cheesy?
    Still good!
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    That's what I call

    *puts shades on*

    An explosive orgasm


    YYYEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!
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    (Original post by Drunk Punx)
    It's going to bug me for the rest of the day trying to think of one >.<
    I think you need to look a little closer at the post you quoted.
 
 
 
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