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    (Original post by BioFurMatPhyStudent)
    :awesome: Oh, who's the lucky girl? :hmmmm:
    Oh she is a british lady of high calibre and esteem
    her eyes act like a magnestising beam
    of light staring into my soul


    for her i am keen
    together one day we shall be seen

    for her i have written poems of deep desire
    one glance and she makes me feel like im on fire

    one day i will seduce her in the land of Queen Elizabeth
    hope every meeting of ours is proved felicitous

    i even wrote a sonnet for her (lol jk..all you Shakespeare fans)







    Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
    Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
    Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
    And Summer's lease hath all too short a date:
    Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
    And oft' is his gold complexion dimm'd;
    And every fair from fair sometime declines,
    By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd:
    But thy eternal Summer shall not fade
    Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
    Nor shall Death brag thou wanderest in his shade,
    When in eternal lines to time thou growest:
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    (Original post by FrozenCharlotte)
    Oh, please! The intrigue is killing us! :rofl:
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    Look at the picture above. There's high caliber for you :laugh:
    :laugh:
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    (Original post by indianaussie)
    Oh she is a british lady of high calibre and esteem
    her eyes act like a magnestising beam
    of light staring into my soul

    for her i am keen
    together one day we shall be seen

    for her i have written poems of deep desire
    one glance and she makes me feel like im on fire

    one day i will seduce her in the land of Queen Elizabeth
    hope every meeting of ours is proved felicitous

    i even wrote a sonnet for her (lol jk..all you Shakespeare fans)

    Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
    Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
    Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
    And Summer's lease hath all too short a date:
    Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
    And oft' is his gold complexion dimm'd;
    And every fair from fair sometime declines,
    By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd:
    But thy eternal Summer shall not fade
    Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
    Nor shall Death brag thou wanderest in his shade,
    When in eternal lines to time thou growest:
    She must be very lucky. :awesome:
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    (Original post by Tortious)
    I'm glad I read your comment to BioFurMatPhyStudent first - since you know who it is, I thought your picture was supposed to mean "man the harpoons!". :sad:
    so that must be a high calibre gun..which finds it's target and shoots straight to the point.
    I hope the lady in question responds to my solicitious enquiries.
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    (Original post by Tortious)
    I'm glad I read your comment to BioFurMatPhyStudent first - since you know who it is, I thought your picture was supposed to mean "man the harpoons!". :sad:
    I don't know what that means in this context :confused: And urban dictionary has many definitions haha But if it was any of the offensive alternatives of the definition, then no, that's absolutely not what I meant. I was just drawing on the whole "caliber" thing, ergo the big guns :laugh:

    EDIT: which I just might start aiming at my own head, starting...NOW :rofl:
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    (Original post by indianaussie)
    so that must be a high calibre gun..which finds it's target and shoots straight to the point.
    I hope the lady in question responds to my solicitious enquiries.
    Was that adjective deliberately chosen to be homophonous?

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    "Solicitors". :p:
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    (Original post by Tortious)
    Was that adjective deliberately chosen to be homophonous?

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    "Solicitors". :p:
    You Sherlock you. :holmes:

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    (Original post by BioFurMatPhyStudent)
    She must be very lucky. :awesome:
    Oh yes she's very lucky :P
    Here are some Australian version of the song for you northern hemispherers



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGEreoHvoDc


    Im not in any of the videos so no self promotion haha :P
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    (Original post by BioFurMatPhyStudent)
    You Sherlock you. :holmes:

    :rofl:

    PRSOM.
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    (Original post by Tortious)
    Was that adjective deliberately chosen to be homophonous?

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    "Solicitors". :p:
    Maybe. Maybe not. Initially it was one of the first words i thought of that rhymed Queen Elizabeth..for my initial poem.
    Do you think the lady in question will reply to me or return my affections?
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    (Original post by indianaussie)
    Oh yes she's very lucky :P
    Indeed. :sexface:

    (Original post by Tortious)
    :rofl:

    PRSOM.
    Why is it Irene Addler is just so darn sexy? :whip:

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    (Original post by indianaussie)
    Maybe. Maybe not. Initially it was one of the first words i thought of that rhymed Queen Elizabeth..for my initial poem.
    Do you think the lady in question will reply to me or return my affections?
    She might do, although she's going in the shower in a minute before her housemates use all the hot water. She shouldn't be too long though.
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    (Original post by BioFurMatPhyStudent)
    Indeed. :sexface:



    Why is it Irene Addler is just so darn sexy? :whip:

    What about Mila Kunis? :p:
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    (Original post by BioFurMatPhyStudent)
    You Sherlock you. :holmes:

    haha that is awesome. I am indeed quite sherlocked..and i am sure if it was the last night she would have me right here right now.

    I liked the use of pulse and the pupil dilatation. I think these can indicate sexual attraction. I was reading somewhere if you want to know someone's sexual orientation..watch to see if their pupils dilate in response to pictures of their source of attraction.

    haha it should be do eye make you horny baby
    lol


    http://articles.nydailynews.com/2012...pupils-gay-men
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    (Original post by indianaussie)
    haha that is awesome. I am indeed quite sherlocked..and i am sure if it was the last night she would have me right here right now.

    I liked the use of pulse and the pupil dilatation. I think these can indicate sexual attraction. I was reading somewhere if you want to know someone's sexual orientation..watch to see if their pupils dilate in response to pictures of their source of attraction.

    haha it should be do eye make you horny baby
    lol


    http://articles.nydailynews.com/2012...pupils-gay-men
    Very punny, but it's not overly helpful for women, who seem to react to most things.
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    (Original post by Tortious)
    She might do, although she's going in the shower in a minute before her housemates use all the hot water. She shouldn't be too long though.
    That's ok. If she is in a rush I can help her in the shower..with the soaping, washing and drying etc.

    She should imagine how kissing in the shower feels like. With the hot water above warming her..and something else warming her down below
    ....like someone taking her breath away
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    (Original post by Tortious)
    What about Mila Kunis? :p:
    Oh my God! :awesome: It's hard to resist the urge to say "Shut up, Meg." :teehee:

    (Original post by Tortious)
    Very punny, but it's not overly helpful for women, who seem to react to most things.
    Indeed. :sexface:

    If you get caught staring into a women's eyes to see if she likes you I think it'll just make you look crazy. :laugh:
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    (Original post by Tortious)
    Very punny, but it's not overly helpful for women, who seem to react to most things.
    You're right but i was trying to be optimistic as my gaydar is bad.

    ive realised that im kind of like Tess. I wonder who Tess ends up withon lip service .

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    All those kissing videos must be getting at leats one person's eyes all dilated
    hehe
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    (Original post by BioFurMatPhyStudent)
    Oh my God! :awesome: It's hard to resist the urge to say "Shut up, Meg." :teehee:



    Indeed. :sexface:

    If you get caught staring into a women's eyes to see if she likes you I think it'll just make you look crazy. :laugh:

    Who is your favourite lip service character :P
 
 
 
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