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The Ballermobil watch

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    Everyone has a car that they consider a bosswagon. The car that you see and instantly know that the guy driving it is a big swinging D, a true boss.

    For me, it has to be the BMW 760li. I had one fly up behind me today and I just about sharted my pants. Those monster kidneys and menacing angel eyes demand that you move the **** over. I now realize what James May was talking about when he described the 760li as the "BMW Move Over Poor Person"

    There's also something terrifying about a 2 ton car that can do 0-60 in just over 4 seconds.


    Ford mustang 90's 5.0


    L322 Range Rover

    but Not the RRS - which is rather too essex / footballer for it's own good

    Currently, I think the BMW 760li is probably the best "get out of my way, prole" car that there is.

    Never thought that the L322 looked particularly menacing...although if one came barrelling up behind you, I guess you'd move over sharpish.

    I think the best example ever is the W140 S600 - purportedly the Russian Mafia's car of choice back in the day. This one belonged to my Dad a few years back, and reckon it pretty much embodies the thread title as it was built like a tank:


    I'd vote for my old Jag.
    It was big, grey, and looked like it'd been attacked with a hammer.

    I had one mong block it in one day - he pulled up imediately after I pulled up about 3 inches off my back bumper. I told him that i'd need to get out before him in the morning and would he create a bit of space for me. I was essentially met with "**** off". My response was "You can either move it yourself, or i'll have to back into it and move it for you tommorow morning.
    He moved the astra.
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