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    So what are your favorite jokes? please share....
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    Right, time for everyone to quote sickipedia then...
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    I got a really funny joke



    Nick Clegg

    P.S beska told me this amazing joke
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    When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.

    The Russians used a pencil.
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    (Original post by muffingg)
    When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.

    The Russians used a pencil.

    Don't get it
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    (Original post by berryboysh)
    Don't get it
    How can you not get it? It's self-explanatory...
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    (Original post by MissLightyear)
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    (Original post by berryboysh)
    Don't get it
    Does this count as a joke?

    -Kar.
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    (Original post by muffingg)
    When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.

    The Russians used a pencil.
    I know this is a joke but it is a myth.
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    In Soviet Russia, jokes post you!!

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    What's the difference between oral and anal?

    While oral might make your day, anal makes your whole week.
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    (Original post by dentistry1)
    I know this is a joke but it is a myth.
    obviously.
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    Justin bieber growing facial hair..LOL!!
    http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...UyxFRBSRsn4vcA
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    (Original post by Gowrav)
    I got a really funny joke



    Nick Clegg

    P.S beska told me this amazing joke
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    this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
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    (Original post by Gowrav)
    Justin bieber growing facial hair..LOL!!

    LOL! http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...UyxFRBSRsn4vcA
 
 
 
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