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I want a boyfriend but have forgotten how to watch

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    Well there's someone I quite like, but I don't know how to show him I want to be more than friends.
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    Dress in a santa outfit and dance to "Jingle Bell Rock" in a sexually suggestive manner??

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    (Original post by SillyRodent)
    It sounds like the main problem is your attractive friends. You should try and break up their friendship, offer them snack bars which make them gain weight and trick them in to putting foot cream on their faces.
    YES.
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    (Original post by ynynyn123)
    that sounds so easyy :P not that it is!!
    and omg im almost the same weight as 'ineedtoloseweight' (about 9.5 stone) but im only 5 ft 4 do you think im deluded... and im actually fat?.. do u think i should take my eating habits more seriously and snap out of it? (im a mega nommer)
    Food is awesome man. For the love of God don't deprive yourself of something so delicious. You just need to control it better.

    I love love looooove food. I am a massive cook, spending around 80% of my paycheck on like expensive, import ingredients from the market and that. Got pretty overweight too - 16 stone at my heaviest, which at 6'2" isn't obese, but still pretty bad.

    So now I give myself 500 calories for breakfast, 500 for lunch, then I have the freedom to go completely overboard and whip myself up something glorious in the evening. To top it all off I go running, which I hate, but it keeps me sexy.

    Good luck ma'am.
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    (Original post by insoms)
    Dress in a santa outfit and dance to "Jingle Bell Rock" in a sexually suggestive manner??

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    I'd rather see you up there shakin' that thang
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    (Original post by assassin's_creed)
    http://i.ytimg.com/vi/X-4tIs00NvM/0.jpg
    Bend and snap! Works like a ****ing charm.
    Unless you headbutt him in the face in the process of this....
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    Apply for the next series of Take Me Out.

    All the other girls on it will be even more desperate than you.
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    (Original post by Jesse_Mac)
    YES.
    I'd rep you but apparently you were the last person I repped, so I'll give you a awkward smile instead
    You go Glen Coco!
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    (Original post by SillyRodent)
    You go Glen Coco!
    And none for Gretchen Weeners.
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    don't pressure getting a boyfriend on yourself. let it happen if it happens and pleeeeeeaase don't go around being a desperate whore -you'll only attract one night stands.
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    (Original post by INeedToLoseWeight)
    Exactly. Sexism I can handle, but I won't stand for being called homophobic.
    Oh, because sexism is completely fine?? I can't believe that people still think like that nowadays.
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    (Original post by betaomega)
    Oh, because sexism is completely fine?? I can't believe that people still think like that nowadays.
    Fugly slut.
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    why has this thread been hijacked anyway? back on topic please guys
 
 
 
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