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    If you had a human centipede, what would you use it for?

    Transport?

    Housework?

    Pokemon Battles?

    :centipe:
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    Purely sexual uses
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    (Original post by BigMoz93)
    If you had a human centipede, what would you use it for?

    Transport?

    Housework?

    Pokemon Battles?

    :centipe:
    I would create a ring. A never ending machine!
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    I imagine it'd be handy when putting the star on top of the Christmas tree...
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    (Original post by BigMoz93)
    If you had a human centipede, what would you use it for?

    Transport?

    Housework?

    Pokemon Battles?

    :centipe:
    haha, did you watch the movie?
    pokemon battles ftw
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    I know this isn't directly relevant, but damn it may be the only chance I get to use it:

    I don't know what I'd do with a human centipede, but I do know that if you watch the film backwards, its a heartwarming tale of a surgeon who separated three horrifically disfigured people and gave them all normal lives. :yep:
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    Its not really relevant but I have it sky plused and can't bring myself to watch it. How bad is it?
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    (Original post by fortunecookie)
    Its not really relevant but I have it sky plused and can't bring myself to watch it. How bad is it?

    Go for it! Its not very graphic, I have seen MUCH worse. Can't be as bad as 'A Serbian Film', though. That made 'The Human Centipede' seem like a Disney film in comparison...
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    (Original post by LabyrinthWonder)
    Go for it! Its not very graphic, I have seen MUCH worse. Can't be as bad as 'A Serbian Film', though. That made 'The Human Centipede' seem like a Disney film in comparison...
    I'm still not right after watching A Serbian Film ):
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    (Original post by DH-Biker)
    I know this isn't directly relevant, but damn it may be the only chance I get to use it:

    I don't know what I'd do with a human centipede, but I do know that if you watch the film backwards, its a heartwarming tale of a surgeon who separated three horrifically disfigured people and gave them all normal lives. :yep:
    LOL, i'll rep this later XD
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    (Original post by DH-Biker)
    I know this isn't directly relevant, but damn it may be the only chance I get to use it:

    I don't know what I'd do with a human centipede, but I do know that if you watch the film backwards, its a heartwarming tale of a surgeon who separated three horrifically disfigured people and gave them all normal lives. :yep:
    Sickipedia?
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    "The Japanese possess unbelievable strength when backed into a corner!"

    I don't actually know what I would use it for. I don't even know what the Dr in the film wanted it for apart from training it to bring him the newspaper.

    Still liked it though
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    (Original post by runningfromlions)
    I'm still not right after watching A Serbian Film ):
    Dude, I know. Its just so- so-. I cannot even describe it. The effects really hit me after I watched it.

    Everyone raves about the 'newborn scene' but I think the absoloute WORSE, horrific scene is the sheet scene when he discovers its his son after he...(you know) and pulls off the hood. Holy ****, I winced so bad.
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    did you know that if you watch the film backwards its the heartwarming tale of a good doctor that saves the lives of three horribly disfigured people

    edit: dam somebody beat me to this one
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    (Original post by Helpful_Charlie)
    Sickipedia?
    No, a friend of mine told me at school; he's not smart enough to make that up on his own, though, so he probably used some source.
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    i just googled a serbian film
    what the ****
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    Send it to find Gaddafi !!!!!!!!

    AND EAT HIM!
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    (Original post by snapple)
    i just googled a serbian film
    what the ****
    ha same!
    I'm so shocked :eek:
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    (Original post by LabyrinthWonder)
    Everyone raves about the 'newborn scene'
    :eek3: wtf

    I now know to avoid this film.
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    I'd use it for a pitch on Dragon's den. Why get a dog when you can have a human centipede?

    It has a higher IQ, it talks, it crawls, hell, it even fetches the newspaper! (With a little training of course.) AND you only have to feed the first one! So it's economical too!

    Just need an investment of several grand to buy all the ropes, drugs needed for the kidnapping, bribing of police to turn a blind eye and all the surgical equipment!
 
 
 
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