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    I haven't ever heard my parents.

    The responses to this thread seem to suggest that I should have heard them every day.
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    Make it awkward. Do your best to make it awkward by high fiving both your flatmates after and going, "HOLY **** YOU JUST GOT SOME. UP TOP BRO". Jumping with the high five as well is optional.
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    You know what you should do? Get a pre recorded message from the internet of some man groaning and sounding like he is cumming then play it really loud through some nice speakers powered possibly by a Cambridge amp. That should put them off, if not use a pre recorded message saying something like 'THIS POO IS NOT COMING OUT'
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    Well it's nice that people want to be considerate to their flatmates. I'm not so concerned about that. I'm more interested in people's own embarrassment. Doesn't it bother YOU if other people can hear you having sex?
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    (Original post by amiejade-x)
    i found out from flatmates that i'm noisy, really noisy when i'm drunk :facepalm2:
    yh the girl ive been getting with is the same.

    They try and tease us about it but we dont care!
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    I was once with a guy who asked me to scream, as if I was terrified. That was bizarre.
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    (Original post by amiejade-x)
    i found out from flatmates that i'm noisy, really noisy when i'm drunk :facepalm2:
    http://i54.tinypic.com/219cokn.png
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    Round one of my ex's there had to noise made to cover the ridiculously loud creaky bed :lol:
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    (Original post by Pads)
    yh the girl ive been getting with is the same.

    They try and tease us about it but we dont care!
    apparantly we woke up the flat next door and the flat above as well once, where the guy i've been with lives after a night out :facepalm2:

    :mfing:

    you're just jealous :smug:
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    (Original post by amiejade-x)
    :mfing:

    you're just jealous :smug:
    lolno
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    girls making noises while banging is a major major major turn on.:perv::perv::perv::perv:
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    Girls of TSR... They switch from being all "nice" and "my number isn't that high" and "omg my friend is such a slut", to proposing to the TSR male population with stuff like "I really love giving head", "sometimes I just can't help but be noisy in bed :P", "I tend to wake people up LOL".

    No offense ladies, nothing wrong with having more sides to yourself. We all just want guys to fancy us...
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    (Original post by Mick Travis)
    You don't feel embarrassed if people can hear you having sex?
    as long as its not family, nope! xx
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    I try to hold moans in, but sometimes when they do escape they're even louder! Although sometimes some banging and creaking is impossible to avoid. If you're really annoyed about the neighbour's noises, just play porn REALLY loudly with your windows open and see how they like it
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    (Original post by crazycake93)
    girls making noises while banging is a major major major turn on.:perv::perv::perv::perv:
    ...but you want them to be quiet the rest of the time? :confused:
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    sex noises do not bother me. perhaps OP is just jelly. or he has never had a girl make noises because of what he can do.

    I personally roar. especially if i am close, i roar with the ferocity of hundred lions, fifty bears and an entire awakened being from the claymore anime. seriously, my roar sounds like it's had weeks of post-production work.
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    I've heard it's an evolutionary thing. Women feel the need to project their satisfaction more loudly to let other potential mates know she's sexually active or something. IDK, something my bio teacher told us.
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    Probably double standards, but I find men making noises during sex really odd :-/ xx
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    (Original post by amiejade-x)
    apparantly we woke up the flat next door and the flat above as well once, where the guy i've been with lives after a night out :facepalm2:



    :mfing:

    you're just jealous :smug:
    lol well i dont think we've been that bad lol.
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    (Original post by CapnHooch)
    You're going to be the old man from 'Up' when you're older.
    The old man from Up probably got a lot more than you did.
 
 
 
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