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My dad is buying penis enlargement pills watch

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    I found this out my mistake. I know for sure my mum and he do not have an active sex life as he is never home. What could this mean?
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    A your fathers a mug for thinking they work.
    B He feels insecure and wants to improve the size of his manhood.
    C. and ho do you know they dont have an active sex life?
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    (Original post by silverbolt)
    A your fathers a mug for thinking they work.
    B He feels insecure and wants to improve the size of his manhood.
    Have you tried them? My dad is a mug generally. He's blown over £500 on these products. My point is....could he be cheating on my mum? Sigh. Stupid insecure person.
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    Seriously mate, your parents sex lives are a Pandora's box you should never want to open.
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    :troll:?
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    They are all a big scam and in no way work or are even designed to work and are just random things stuffed in a pill so are potentially quite dangerous. Leave open a webpage about how bad they are on his computer as a subtle hint.

    He probably isn't cheating though... he probably just wants a bigger ding dong bell.
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    Tell him to call me. 07971059533 ..
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    Is penis size genetic?



    Gutted OP. :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by Dubs_ski)
    Is penis size genetic?



    Gutted OP. :rolleyes:
    I'm a girl.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I'm a girl.


    :facepalm:
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    (Original post by Elipsis)
    Seriously mate, your parents sex lives are a Pandora's box you should never want to open.
    I would rather not have known but he had left his mail open. I also saw a number of email exchanges between him and another colleague at work, telling each other that they want to spend more time together. I have a feeling he is not satisfied with my mum as he never comes home and when he does they barely hug or anything.
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    (Original post by Dubs_ski)
    :facepalm:
    Why would I be worried about my dad's penis being small from a genetic perspective? :confused:
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    I can imagine the bedroom conversation:

    Mum: "Your **** is so small, I can't even feel it!"
    Dad: "Yeah well the size of my **** hasn't changed since we married. So YOU must've out-grown it" *Storms out in tears and orders pills online*
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    (Original post by Lozza_00)
    They are all a big scam and in no way work or are even designed to work and are just random things stuffed in a pill so are potentially quite dangerous. Leave open a webpage about how bad they are on his computer as a subtle hint.

    He probably isn't cheating though... he probably just wants a bigger ding dong bell.
    I was actually thinking of doing this but thought it may be a little sussed. I don't live at home, I live at uni, but was thinking of setting up a seperate email account to send a link like that. He has ordered hundreds of pounds worth of the stuff and it's actually scaring me.
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    (Original post by Urkel)
    It doesn't mean he is cheating - he could simply feel insecure about the size of his penis and he thought that those pills would help.
    But he is not sleeping with my mum so why would he care about the size of his penis if he wasn't sleeping around?
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    Why are you interested? Does it affect you? :3

    Edit: oh I see you're worried about him having an affair, in that case, sorry for being insensitive. I'd suggest perhaps...talking to someone you can trust?
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    (Original post by B-Man.)
    I can imagine the bedroom conversation:
    Mum: "Your **** is so small, I can't even feel it!"
    Dad: "Yeah well the size of my **** hasn't changed since we married. So YOU must've out-grown it" *Storms out and orders pills online*
    I don't get it.

    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Why would I be worried about my dad's penis being small from a genetic perspective? :confused:
    I don't get it.
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    If you're a male, maybe it's your present. If you're female, maybe he wants to do a Fritzl on you :perv:
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    But he is not sleeping with my mum so why would he care about the size of his penis if he wasn't sleeping around?
    How on earth do you know whether or not your parents have sex?
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    Take pills
    Switch them for laxatives
    ????
    Profit?
 
 
 
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